Join our friends Calvin Genes, Ben Dover, and Chief Sliding Snake as they go on a mid-life camping trip. Let us see what happens...

Pitching a Tent...


Calvin: "Hey Ben, Every time we go camping you are always pitching a tent in the morning, why is it so difficult now?"

Chief S.S. "Don't worry Ben, we all have trouble erecting it once in a while."

Ben: "Come on guys, help me work on my pole."

Starting the Fire...


Calvin "Hey Chief Sliding Snake, do you know how to start a fire?"

Chief S.S. "Sure, you just rub two sticks together."

Ben "We try that every trip, but it never seems to work?"

Chief S.S. "Maybe you need to rub a little faster."

Campfire Songs...


Calvin "Hey Ben, I didn't know you knew how to play guitar."

Ben "Yeah, I can only play a few songs. I can play "YMCA, Born to be Alive, I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross, she is one of my faves. I can also play Natural Woman, and a few Glora Gaynor and Donna Summer songs."

Chief S.S. "Cool"

Cheif Rocks OUT...


Chief "Hey guys, I brought along my Harmonica."

Calvin "Cool."

Chief S.S. "I learned to play the mouth organ in the Boy Scouts."

Ben "Do you know any songs"

Chief S.S. "On the harmonica? No. I just bought it. I've never played one before."

Weenie Roast...


Ben "Burning a weenie is a crime guys. Watch Out!"

Calvin "Mine seems to be larger than yours Ben."

Chief S.S. "Mine is getting very hot"

Ben "I can't wait to stick mine in those buns of yours Calvin".

Calvin "I didn't bring any rolls"

Harmonica Spank...


Ben "Look Calvin, I put the harmonic up Chief's ass and now when I spank him it plays a tune."

Calvin "Is that 'She'll be coming around the mountain'?"

Ben "She?"

Knot Tying...


Calvin "Okay you little bitches. It is time for me to put my skills at knot tying to good use. Time for you to suck some..."

Chief S.S. "What are you doing? I don't understand... I am so confused....Yet so excited"

Ben "mmmmpppphhfff uggg mmmmm hmmm hmmm yummmm"

Filling the Tent...


Calvin "Time to get in the tent"

OMG

I LOVE THIS