EvilAlthom said:

That counts u out

Ocean said:

Damn that operation.

EvilAlthom said:

ZombieKitten said:

I think you need to have a serious sit down talk- though you probably already have. In that case you need to seek some professional help together to help you get through to him what this is doing to BOTH of you.

EvilAlthom said:

Hot lovin' eh? well the only thing thats giving me friction burns at the moment is my battery operated friend! hee hee.....

blueblossom said:

Well what do you have it hooked up to....your car battery?

pardonme4livin said:

No the main grid....if you are going to do something - do it well!!!!

blueblossom said:

1. Seek out Lou Paget. How to be a Better Lover is the name of the book.

2. Review 'Educational' materials by Phd porn star Nina Hartley

3. On off days alone read 'Fear of Flying' by Erica Jong

4. Watch the first 45 minutes of Tyler Perry's 'Why Did I Get Married'

5. After an amazingly progressive day of investing in the fierceness which is YOURSELF- be it personally or professsionally, go get waxed, get your hair done, your nails manicured, and a new bottle of perfume and turn that sonofagun OUT. I promise you, he won't know what hit him. .

...although, as a postscript, men being men, it also helps to know how to give him a good 'oral experience' to um, well, sort of convince him that he should be so lucky to do your bidding at ALL times, in ALL ways

blueblossom said:

if there was an emocon for a guy sitting on a couch eating popcorn, watching the lights dim and brighten as B.O.B. did his thing, it would go here.....

That SUCKS!!!!

My husband is awesome. But there IS some stuff he does that gets on my nerves.

Ottensen said:

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I do give good "oral" in fact I'm bloody brilliant at it but he just can't get his "mojo" working. I'm sending him to the Dr tonight to get an overhaul.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

It's not a collection it's a pile....huh Charlotte

mdiver said:

musty pile

blueblossom said:

Get him some Levitra..... There's no shame in that.....

Lothan said:

I second everything Lothan just said. She really said exactly everything I was just thinking. Here's a double .

I wish you lived close by so you could come over for and

Ottensen said:

where do you live again?

ZombieKitten said:

...allll the way in Hamburg (sigh). Girls need those days, when we sit down and just eat all the cake we want and talk about boys; how much we love them, hate them, are completely frusrated by them. Then sometimes you might have to add a little of this to the chat session for good measure

Ottensen said:

I was up your way last month, I should've stopped by!

ZombieKitten said:

No way! I would have loved that! Oh goodness, did you manage to be here when the weather was at least decent? From out of nowhere summer decided it wasn't sticking around any longer and it's raining and chilly everyday!

Ottensen said:

It was mostly fine - I was further up north, so I missed all the rain.

Is Your Man Crap at Lovemaking?

Hell NO!


The only thing that is crap is that I do not get it enough due to the distance thing.

All this sex talk is making me a little nutty. I need to go surprise my hubby before he gets outta the shower

Ottensen said:

The first time I got stationed in Germany, I was in Frankfurt waiting to get sent to my actual assignment location....my name was called and over the din, I thought I heard "Hamburg"...so I go to the map, get a look at where it is and how close it is to other destinations.......so I'm all ...then I found out that I was actually going to AMBERG, which is east of Nurnberg (Bavaria)....needless to say, when I clarified that little typo, the assignments clerk had a look of death in her eyes....

....yeah...I know...totally pointless post.....

and now back to your regularly scheduled thread.....

reneGade20 said:

oh NEIN!!!!

Hamburg is cool as hell. I hope it'll happen that you get to see it one day! It's true, because of it's central location I can be in any other European metropolis in 1-1.5 hrs flying time flat, sometimes less. Milan, Paris, London, Amsterdam etc... Hell, and it only takes 3 hours to fly to North Africa from here, which I LOVE. And now that these discount airlines are all the rage here, I've just discovered 'happy hour' tickets: where on certain days they offer dirt cheap fares from 5-8pm, now that's the bomb right there!!!


ooops...but I digress

yeah, back to the thread, like HE said...

shanti0608 said:

Go Phil.....Go Phil....

Talk about a ringing endorsement....

shanti0608 said:

Ottensen said:

I was stationed in Mannheim the most recent time I was in Germany....lovely city....In fact, I've spent 5 years out of 14 in the military in that fair country....one of these times, maybe I'll avoid getting deployed all the time and actually get to truly explore it.....