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IS YOUR MAN CRAP AT LOVEMAKING? Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....
I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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If he was he wouldn't be my man for long! | |
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blueblossom said: Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....
I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... Geez girl u need to send him in for a man service or something lol. Been married to mine for nine years, got two beautiful children with him and he never fails to dissappoint, even when he's not feeling well!!! PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Sad isn't it what you are willing to put up with for so long. BUT NOT NOW...I've made up my mind. "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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wlcm2thdwn said: If he was he wouldn't be my man for long!
True. | |
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Drop that zero, and get you a hero | |
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blueblossom said: Sad isn't it what you are willing to put up with for so long. BUT NOT NOW...I've made up my mind.
Sell Him On Ebay!! PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies
at your service | |
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LittleSmedley said: shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies
at your service PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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LittleSmedley said: shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies
at your service | |
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chillichocaholic said: blueblossom said: Sad isn't it what you are willing to put up with for so long. BUT NOT NOW...I've made up my mind.
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blueblossom said: Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....
The man is brave, I'll give him that..... I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige...
Ol' B.O.B. is the man....from what I'm being told, B.O.B. is holding it down for me while I'm gone.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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LittleSmedley said: shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies
at your service You norty boy ....oh you are awful but I like you.... "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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chillichocaholic said: blueblossom said: Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....
I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... Geez girl u need to send him in for a man service or something lol. Been married to mine for nine years, got two beautiful children with him and he never fails to dissappoint, even when he's not feeling well!!! Oh....MY.....GOD!!!! I feel like such a , now! Sheesh, no wonder I looked like a fool that one time. I sincerely apologize, ma'am, for such a derogatory and vulgar statement on that one thread (I forgot the name). Hope you forgive me. I feel like such an idiot. [Edited 7/9/07 5:16am] | |
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EvilAlthom said: U have a man | |
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Ocean said: EvilAlthom said: U have a man does he live in the bungalow too? | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: U have a man does he live in the bungalow too? Well if he cleans the house he can | |
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Ocean said: EvilAlthom said: U have a man No! I've got a plank. | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: does he live in the bungalow too? Well if he cleans the house he can does he play the saxophone and is called Stan? | |
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EvilAlthom said: Ocean said: U have a man No! I've got a plank. That's more wood than I've got!!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: Well if he cleans the house he can does he play the saxophone and is called Stan? | |
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blueblossom said: EvilAlthom said: No! I've got a plank. That's more wood than I've got!!! | |
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EvilAlthom said: ZombieKitten said: does he play the saxophone and is called Stan? I'm right! how many questions did I get it in? | |
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FarrahMoan said: chillichocaholic said: Geez girl u need to send him in for a man service or something lol. Been married to mine for nine years, got two beautiful children with him and he never fails to dissappoint, even when he's not feeling well!!! Oh....MY.....GOD!!!! I feel like such a , now! Sheesh, no wonder I looked like a fool that one time. I sincerely apologize, ma'am, for such a derogatory and vulgar statement on that one thread (I forgot the name). Hope you forgive me. I feel like such an idiot. [Edited 7/9/07 5:16am] LOL was that directed to me? The apology I mean? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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blueblossom said: EvilAlthom said: No! I've got a plank. That's more wood than I've got!!! Im getting very concerned | |
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chillichocaholic said: FarrahMoan said: Oh....MY.....GOD!!!! I feel like such a , now! Sheesh, no wonder I looked like a fool that one time. I sincerely apologize, ma'am, for such a derogatory and vulgar statement on that one thread (I forgot the name). Hope you forgive me. I feel like such an idiot. [Edited 7/9/07 5:16am] LOL was that directed to me? The apology I mean? Why, certainly, ma'am! | |
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Ocean said: blueblossom said: That's more wood than I've got!!! Im getting very concerned You're concerned ...I'm absolutely depressed about it but thank you. "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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