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Thread started 07/08/07 5:33am

blueblossom

IS YOUR MAN CRAP AT LOVEMAKING?

Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....

I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... lol
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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Reply #1 posted 07/08/07 5:37am

wlcm2thdwn

If he was he wouldn't be my man for long! confused
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Reply #2 posted 07/08/07 5:37am

chillichocahol
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blueblossom said:

Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....

I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... lol

Geez girl u need to send him in for a man service or something lol. Been married to mine for nine years, got two beautiful children with him and he never fails to dissappoint, even when he's not feeling well!!!
PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
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Reply #3 posted 07/08/07 5:38am

jess555ja

pout



I have no man, so it is neither yes nor no neutral
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Reply #4 posted 07/08/07 5:41am

blueblossom

Sad isn't it what you are willing to put up with for so long. BUT NOT NOW...I've made up my mind.
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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Reply #5 posted 07/08/07 5:41am

MissMe

wlcm2thdwn said:

If he was he wouldn't be my man for long! confused



True.
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Reply #6 posted 07/08/07 5:49am

wlcm2thdwn

Drop that zero, and get you a hero
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Reply #7 posted 07/08/07 5:49am

chillichocahol
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blueblossom said:

Sad isn't it what you are willing to put up with for so long. BUT NOT NOW...I've made up my mind.

Sell Him On Ebay!! lol
PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
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Reply #8 posted 07/08/07 5:50am

LittleSmedley

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Reply #9 posted 07/08/07 5:52am

LittleSmedley

shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies



at your service thumbs up!
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Reply #10 posted 07/08/07 5:54am

chillichocahol
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LittleSmedley said:

shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies



at your service thumbs up!

spit
PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
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Reply #11 posted 07/08/07 5:55am

jess555ja

LittleSmedley said:

shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies



at your service thumbs up!

woot!
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Reply #12 posted 07/08/07 6:01am

jess555ja

chillichocaholic said:

blueblossom said:

Sad isn't it what you are willing to put up with for so long. BUT NOT NOW...I've made up my mind.

Sell Him On Ebay!! lol

falloff
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Reply #13 posted 07/08/07 6:15am

reneGade20

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blueblossom said:

Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....


omfg The man is brave, I'll give him that.....

I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... lol



Ol' B.O.B. is the man....from what I'm being told, B.O.B. is holding it down for me while I'm gone....
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #14 posted 07/09/07 5:05am

blueblossom

LittleSmedley said:

shagmeister Smedley reporting for duty ladies



at your service thumbs up!



You norty boy ....oh you are awful but I like you.... touched excited
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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Reply #15 posted 07/09/07 5:15am

FarrahMoan

chillichocaholic said:

blueblossom said:

Well I am now sick to death of my old man not paying enough attention to me! When he wants a bit of nookie he just says "are ya wet yet?" or "just get on it"! What is a girl to say. When I have an itch to scratch he's too tired. Poor sod. Must be his age!! hee hee.....

I think I am going to have to have a word in his ear that if he doesn't buck his ideas up he ain't getting no more lovin'. Can't wait for him to get that itch that needs a scratch.... Well at least I've got my battery operated friend who is always available and willing to oblige... lol

Geez girl u need to send him in for a man service or something lol. Been married to mine for nine years, got two beautiful children with him and he never fails to dissappoint, even when he's not feeling well!!!

boxed blackeye err doh! Oh....MY.....GOD!!!! I feel like such aloser , now! Sheesh, no wonder I looked like a fool that one time. I sincerely apologize, ma'am, for such a derogatory and vulgar statement on that one thread (I forgot the name). Hope you forgive me. I feel like such an idiot. dunce disbelief sigh
[Edited 7/9/07 5:16am]
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Reply #16 posted 07/09/07 5:20am

EvilAlthom

batting eyes
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Reply #17 posted 07/09/07 5:25am

Ocean

EvilAlthom said:

batting eyes

U have a man neutral
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Reply #18 posted 07/09/07 5:25am

ZombieKitten

Ocean said:

EvilAlthom said:

batting eyes

U have a man neutral

does he live in the bungalow too? confuse
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Reply #19 posted 07/09/07 5:28am

Ocean

ZombieKitten said:

Ocean said:


U have a man neutral

does he live in the bungalow too? confuse

Well if he cleans the house he can nod
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Reply #20 posted 07/09/07 5:28am

EvilAlthom

Ocean said:

EvilAlthom said:

batting eyes

U have a man neutral

No! mad

I've got a plank. razz
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Reply #21 posted 07/09/07 5:29am

ZombieKitten

Ocean said:

ZombieKitten said:


does he live in the bungalow too? confuse

Well if he cleans the house he can nod


does he play the saxophone and is called Stan? hmmm
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Reply #22 posted 07/09/07 5:30am

blueblossom

EvilAlthom said:

Ocean said:


U have a man neutral

No! mad

I've got a plank. razz



That's more wood than I've got!!! lol
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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Reply #23 posted 07/09/07 5:30am

EvilAlthom

ZombieKitten said:

Ocean said:


Well if he cleans the house he can nod


does he play the saxophone and is called Stan? hmmm

eek
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Reply #24 posted 07/09/07 5:31am

EvilAlthom

blueblossom said:

EvilAlthom said:


No! mad

I've got a plank. razz



That's more wood than I've got!!! lol

eek eek
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Reply #25 posted 07/09/07 5:31am

ZombieKitten

EvilAlthom said:

ZombieKitten said:



does he play the saxophone and is called Stan? hmmm

eek


I'm right! woot!
how many questions did I get it in? lol
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Reply #26 posted 07/09/07 5:31am

chillichocahol
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FarrahMoan said:

chillichocaholic said:


Geez girl u need to send him in for a man service or something lol. Been married to mine for nine years, got two beautiful children with him and he never fails to dissappoint, even when he's not feeling well!!!

boxed blackeye err doh! Oh....MY.....GOD!!!! I feel like such aloser , now! Sheesh, no wonder I looked like a fool that one time. I sincerely apologize, ma'am, for such a derogatory and vulgar statement on that one thread (I forgot the name). Hope you forgive me. I feel like such an idiot. dunce disbelief sigh
[Edited 7/9/07 5:16am]

LOL was that directed to me? The apology I mean?
PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
In my Profile Pic
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Reply #27 posted 07/09/07 5:33am

Ocean

blueblossom said:

EvilAlthom said:


No! mad

I've got a plank. razz



That's more wood than I've got!!! lol

Im getting very concerned lol
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Reply #28 posted 07/09/07 5:33am

FarrahMoan

chillichocaholic said:

FarrahMoan said:


boxed blackeye err doh! Oh....MY.....GOD!!!! I feel like such aloser , now! Sheesh, no wonder I looked like a fool that one time. I sincerely apologize, ma'am, for such a derogatory and vulgar statement on that one thread (I forgot the name). Hope you forgive me. I feel like such an idiot. dunce disbelief sigh
[Edited 7/9/07 5:16am]

LOL was that directed to me? The apology I mean?

Why, certainly, ma'am!
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Reply #29 posted 07/09/07 5:34am

blueblossom

Ocean said:

blueblossom said:




That's more wood than I've got!!! lol

Im getting very concerned lol



You're concerned ...I'm absolutely depressed about it but thank you.
"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
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