OFFS...they have a gym, and bedrooms!

superspaceboy said:

Let them suck away!

Ace said:

My lips are sealed! I have to say..live feeds can ruin it a bit, but I LOVE the feeds when they have those long HOH comps.

liberation said:

It's not scripted and there's no more control than there is in the UK version.


I've seen bits of BBUK and Season 1 of BBUS had the same format. I prefer the way they've done things on US since Season 2.

liberation said:

The better to keep those bods fuckable and to have somewhere to do that fucking, my dear.

im not sold on this season's housemates...they all seem a bit too ready for porn for my taste.

sosgemini said:

Yeah, I'm kinda missin' the folks from the last two seasons, myself, but I'll give it time.

I love Jessica.

Possibly the best line so far:


"I. Spoon. Fed. Your. Life. To you." (Joe to Dustin)



Almost as great? Dustin's response?

"You only knew me two years!"



That Joe: such a drama queen.

Ace said:

yeah, ive only watched one episode and i am already tired of joe.

sosgemini said:

AsianPrnce777 said:

Tonight's priceless quotes:


"Scotch-free" - Kail (Isn't she the second BB retard to say this?)

"I feel like God put me on the block as a gift." - Amber (who seems to think God spends most of his time listening to weepy cocktail waitresses from Nevada).

"They seem to have a really close niche." - Carol (who is apparently not too familiar with the meaning of the word "niche").

"Jen lives in her own little Jen world. It’s Jen-uinely in-freakin’-sane!" - The shy and subdued Joe.

Carol out, crazy Jen in as HoH!

Nick playing the bisexual card.

Nick and Daniele nearing bonkdom.

Should be an entertaining week.

Third impressions:



Amber:
Give it a rest, honey.

Carol:
We hardly knew ye. Seemed nice.

Daniele:
Looking anorexic now that she's on the slop. All bones and teeth. Not crazy about her personality, either.

Dick:
Growing on me. Think I side with him over Daniele.

Dustin:
Love 'im. Cool dude.

Eric:
Love 'im.

Jameka:
Too quiet to get a read on, so far.

Jen:
Vain, insecure, shallow, lying dummy. Other than that, I like her.

Jessica:
Catty, vindicative, dumb little bee-yotch with an annoying voice. Potentially entertaining, though.

Joe:
Entertaining, but totally untrustworthy and a drama queen.

Kail:
Has corralled the strongest alliance so far by roping the three "meatheads" (Mike, Nick, Zach) into her 'Mrs. Robinson & Her Boys' group. Don't like her.

Mike:
Is this guy even in the house? I don't think he's said or a word or done a thing since he got there.

Nick:
Dopey bitch who gets by on his looks. His intimations of bisexuality may be bullshit designed to get Joe and Dustin on his side.

Zach:
Still with the hilarious smile. Other than that, hasn't made much of an impression.

liberation said:

Prime time US version is taped editied due to overly anal rententive censures and is unlike Late Nite version on Showtime.

MsLegs said:

Edited? Yes. Scripted and "controlled"? No.

Ace said:

Ace said:

thanks for writing down my thoughts....

I thought it was hilarious that Jen cried when she saw her BB pic on the wall! What drama was that all about??? Oh the inhumanity...

The Chenbot looks awfully thin this year. Haven't they been feeding her???

Kail is a royal bitch bigot -- and you are right, she's hard to like. I hope her alliance falls apart.

Joe and his big nipples have to go! Don't they screen these people with their shirts off before they agree to putting them on the show?

Dustin looks like Jude Law (if you squint your eyes and imagine him talking with a British accent) and needs to leave his ex alone. Just get out of his face, quit taking to him, and for god's sake stay out of the touchy-feely hammock with him! (I thought they didn't get along?)

Any bets as to when we'll see a showmance and who it will be between?

Although I miss Kasar and Janelle, the one's I am rooting for this year are: Jameka, Mike, Dustin, and Eric -- even though I think "America's Player" is the stupidest BB idea yet.

purpleunderground said:

jess555ja said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

OMG! Jen is such a tool!

Magnus & Kragnus.

I can't believe the houseguests who hook up with their boyfriends or girlfriends watching at home. I mean, could you be any more insensitive?

"Name That Pie" and Dick with the classic t-shirt ("DEFINE 'GIRLFRIEND'")?

So far, I give this episode two "But first"s up! :Chenbot: :Chenbot:

Ace said:

I know, right! I don't like Jen but I roared and clapped when I saw who she put up on da block this week. I think partially because of that cheating you were talking about. If Jen had the balls she would have put her crush on the block.

jen is actually making this season tolerable for me. i can't stand danielle or her father...who the hell does Dick think he is by continually going off on jen like that? they all are equally annoying...including him.

What's your problem with Danielle?