NO DEFENDING CATS HERE!!
(go to the same thread for cats,please)

1. energetic
2. companionship
3. protection
4. loyal
5. fun

Dogs: Will greet you at the door when you come home from work. And they're happy to see you.
Cats: Couldn't give a rats-ass who came home from work. "Oh? Were you gone?"

Dogs: Will protected your house from burglars.
Cats: Will want the burglar to pet them.

Dogs: Will try to save Timmy, who fell down the well.
Cats: Probably pushed Timmy down the well.

Dogs: Will happily eat anything you give them.
Cats: Expect nothing but the best. "This better have real tuna in it!"

Dogs: Will play games with you.
Cats: Expect you to entertain them. "Oh.. is this not fun for you too? Do I look like I care? Now pull the string again before I bite you."

Dogs: Will own up to their mistakes.
Cats: Will blame their mistakes on the dog.

Dogs: Will fetch the newspaper in the morning, and lay it at your feet.
Cats: Will fetch a dead bird in the morning, and lay it at your feet. "This could be you. Remember that."

Dogs: Go to the bathroom outside.
Cats: Go to the bathroom in a box that you have to clean twice a day.

Dogs: Can be trained!
Cats: Laugh at your attempts to train them. "Sit? Oh.. haha I'm sorry. You're actually serious? Tell you what.. You sit, and I'm gonna go lick myself. Good boy."

Dogs: Are happy-go-lucky, and are always happy to be with you.
Cats: Are evil, and are always thinking of ways to kill you.

i saw a lady walking her cat on a leash the other day..i thought it was odd.

Fury said:

Then this is a dumb thread.

Oh this is funny. I had to post it.

Cats or Dogs. Which are the Better Pets?
by John Hawkins


Cats and Dogs? My God, do we even have to compare the two? OBVIOUSLY, dogs are better. EVERYONE knows that. Let's go over the reasons why.

Cat owner's = evil, Dog owners = good: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Tyson and Martha Stewart. See, cat owners are B@STARDS!!! Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!

Dogs defend people: Have you heard of guard dogs? Don't you feel safer with a dog in the home? Even little dogs bark if someone tries to break in to give you a warning. Dogs = safety. What about cats? Did you ever see that Stephen King movie, "Cat's Eye"? In it, some people say cats steal people's breath. Is that what you want? To be sleeping and have some F#$%^#* cat STEAL YOUR BREATH!?! If so you deserve what you get!! What about man eating tigers? Have you heard of them? Do you want to be eaten by some f#$%!*^ species of cat? What are you, stupid???? Is that the type of behavior you want to reward in an animal?

Cats and dogs on TV: Let's say you are stuck in the woods. Your leg is caught in a bear trap. You're trapped. It's getting dark. No one knows where you are. Wouldn't you want to have a dependable border collie like Lassie getting you help? Here's an animal that has hundreds of episodes worth of lifesaving experience. Basically all he did ever week was get his stupid owner Timmy out of jams. This is like a day at the beach for Lassie. Or would you rather have Morris the cat help you? Yeah, big help he'd be. "Morris help me, my leg is in a bear trap. Help!" Here's Morris's response "Meow, meow, meow, meow." Translation "I'm a stupid cat who doesn't really understand what you're saying. Feed me and then I'll wander away and leave you to die! Then I'll come back and eat you after you're dead. I've always wanted to see what you tasted like." IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT??!?!?! TO HAVE YOUR ROTTING CARCASS EATEN BY YOUR PET?!?! THEN GET A CAT!!! BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DIE TRYING TO CHEW YOUR OWN LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF A BEAR TRAP!!!

Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Do you know how long and hard they had to work to earn that title? There have literally been millions of species of animals, birds, insects, etc and yet dogs got the nod out of all of them. That's right, while cats were peeing on people's rugs, scratching up their furniture, and ignoring people when they call them dogs were working overtime. They were fetching papers, acting happy to see their masters, and wagging their tails every time someone even LOOKED in their directions. What about rewarding hard work? What about rewarding effort? Not picking dogs after all that work is just wrong! They've earned it!

So would you rather have a loyal, caring pet, an animal that has worked for more than 2 millenia to earn the title of man's best friend? Or on the other hand would you rather have a BREATH STEALING, ALMOST WILD ANIMAL THAT WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE IF IT COULD? For the love of God, CHOOSE DOGS!!!

Cats suck, dogs rock

CarrieMpls said:

Fury said:

MissMe said:

Actually, Hitler had a dog

Dogs really are superior animals. Can you imagine all the services we'd be without if it weren't for them? If there were no cats in the world it wouldn't matter at all. Not only are they useless, they're sucky pets.

FruitToAttractBears said:

Dogs!

Cats keep crapping in my garden


So dogs ALL the way

MissMe said:

My friend does have a cat who always comes to greet her when she comes home, and he does sit and gives out his paw when asked to.. very doggy-like cat. Dog are probably better if you need more company..

Here's my sweetheart:

cat pizza

prepare pizza base
add cheese and cat chunks
pre-heat oven to quite hot for 20 minutes
add anchovies
cook on high for 45 minutes

serves 4

MissMe said:

I've totally seen pictures of Adolf Hitler with his dogs out on picnic with Eva Braun.

I loveeeee my ZEUS.


cats..are ok.

FuNkeNsteiN said:

CortestheKiller said:

It's just waiting for a good opportunity to eat him.

retina said:

Hardly. Hitler and dogs, eliminating Jews and playing fetch.

CortestheKiller said:

He might have had a dog, but he was a cat.


[Edited 6/28/07 5:56am]

takemeasiam said:

I wouldn't think anchovies though. Just olives.

CortestheKiller said:

What do I know? I just took it from here. http://www.rightwingnews....or/dog.php

Mushanga said:

Aww
My girlfriend's got a Westie too

MissMe said

True


False my cat goes on protect mode


False she makes her presence known


True but saying that she is a hunter and loves her prey


True




More like leave the guts of the prey at ur door still can not work out she manages this with no teeth


False my kitty is 2 proud she goes outside and hides it


so true

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not in my case she loves me but hates my old man she seeks revenge on him 24/7 when he's around

Fury said:

I had 2 do that 4 the first 6 months of her life as she refused 2 go outside on her own and would body slam herself at the window in the attempt 2 get in, then one day she just got up and went then no stopping her

Mushanga said:

awww a westie

FuNkeNsteiN said:

She's not westie, she's a Norwichian terrier...

Mushanga said:

She looks like a Westie, though
My cousin has a Norwichian though

FuNkeNsteiN said:

When I first posted I was gonna write wow thats a big Westie but thought better, cant find Norwichian terrier do you mean a Norwich Terrier?
[Edited 6/28/07 9:57am]