What am I gonna dooooo??? My Girlcrush will be here in like an hour and a half!!!!!
Shit shit shit shit shit!!
i was drinking and uh, well uh, oh shit! I have no contact lenses left! lol! DAMMIT!

That happened to me once

alwayslate said:

Just wash it off!

That's shitty.

Shit happens

Well, just think about it, without your glasses she might look better to you. Your imagination can fill out the details that your eyes can't see well.

jess555ja said:

I fished them out with a pencil. I guess I'll soak them in bleach for a minute or so. I was scrubbing the toilet. I like to have a tidy house when people come over and well, my glasses don't quite fit. damnit!

alwayslate said:

Don't forget to burn that pencil before you forget!!

alwayslate said:

Damn.

Flush, of course.

alwayslate said:

OMG, just swish them in some hot soapy water and rinse. They'll be fine. Any bacteria that are on those glasses are already on every doorknob that you've ever touched, and have been on or in your body recently, so might as well accept it.

I do not think you will be needing them while she is there anyways. Mine always get in the way so I take them off straight away before the kissing even starts.

Be sure to stay on-line and give us the play by play of the night. That's a sure way to score. You can guide her actions.


9:34 PM, I can tell she can smell the faint doo doo odor on my glasses, but she slips me the tongue anyway.

She reads that over your shoulder; BAM, instant tongue hockey.

Mars23 said:

Either that' or just leave the webcam on.

that is

cMars23 said:

that is soooo messed up! lol. I gotta finish getting ready! !!!

Mars23 said:

Rinse them or immerse them in some alcohol & you'll be fine.

Vodka will do in case you don't have rubbing alcohol. (Just don't drink it afterwards!)

yes, rinse them in hot hot water and then alcohol

CalhounSq said:

alwayslate said:

I've had the same thing happen to me, straight away after taking a dump.

It is very traumatic.

tip, next time u scrub the toilet take off your spectacles or alternatively, use elastic bands to hook them things to your ears...

I'd have put them in a peroxide mixture, if only to watch all the foam....

i dropped my electric razor in the toilet once..

i took that shit back to the store and changed it for another one.. lol

I am wondering how they fell in there in the first place. My face is no where near the toilet bowl when I am using it.

MissMe said:

he was cleaning it.. a lil too much elbow grease..

eraclito said:

I think you mean she.

MissMe said:

oops .. sorry .. lol

she was cleaning her toilet bowl....

I soaked them in hot water + bleach. Then washed them in hot soapy water, sprayed them with Lysol and the left them alone. I was tempted to put them in the dishwasher but I didn't. I wore my old (ugly) glasses today though just because I had the heebie jeebies about wearing them.

I didn't mention it to girlcrush. too embarrassed. she asked me if I had been drinking. I was. that's all. Maybe I'll wear them tomorrow.