How many times do you do it? Do you feel it's excessive. do men and women differ in their Masturbation needs?

"too much passion is not enough"

already a thread like this.....
[This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:30:16 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes]

Nep2nes said:

i agree. we need to save room for more threads about your pretend wedding to your pretend boyfriend.

for once we agree, Nep2nes

There is no such thing as too much masturbation.

Actually, I take that back.

There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off!
[This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy]

Natasha said:

I'm having deja vu all over again.


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[This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:41:59 PDT 2002 by bkw]

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

socks, eh?

anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw.

AaronForever said:

I don't have a dick. How am I to measure how much is too much?

AaronForever said:

This reminds me of a masturbation story I heard.

A friend of a friend was driving to football practice in his car and felt the sudden urge to masturbate. Anyway, he got into it and the final messy moment was about to hit (known widely in Australia as the "vinegar stroke"). The only thing he had handy on the passenger seat was his bag full of his footy gear. He then took out a long football sock and placed over his woo like a giant woolly condom.

Dont ask me whether he later wore that sock during training.

bkw said:

a "friend" eh? sure

and what wrong with wearing the sock afterward? as long as you give it time to dry and crust up...

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

okay, well when your vagina gets all sandpapery, stop

Natasha said:

you know it's TOO MUCH; when you have skin missing off your dick. (and you were being so gentle with it)
when you finaly do come, it spurts blood. (and you were being so gentle with it)
when you discover you have no lotion, baby oil, cooking oil, butter, hair greese, WD40, motor oil, any lubricant,
or even graphite round the house.
when your girl wonders if you'll ever have sex with her again.
when you actually know the names of the pornstars in the movies and books.
when you've finaly got CARPLE(sp) TUNEL(sp?) SYNDROM and have to ware brace.
"jackin off is just another example of mans inhumanity to man. as is the canibalistic practice of women who swallow."
you gotta love 'em
[This message was edited Sun Sep 22 19:12:52 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD]

AaronForever said:

Former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders agrees with you honey!

Mutual Masterbation is the way to go!

AaronForever said:

Oh, Jeezz, well former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders does not agree with you, honey!

dang well,

i guess when your bleeding from your solider its too much

Natasha said:

I guess when you have to ask how much is too much, is when you know you have to hold back.

bkw said:

This wouldn't be a Collingwood player, would it?

I know somebody a male who did it so much his penis peeled and I know a girl who rubbed herself Lobster Red it hurt and she needed to use some Ice to releive herself. You know one time there was a guy said he Masturbated so much a day he just couldn't work. He would lock himself in his room just playing with himself . Kinda Obsessive isn't it?

Natasha said:

So Natasha, did you rub some vitamin E cream on that lobster red muff of yours or did you have to bite your own hands off?

Natasha said:

gosh, when YOU find something obsessive, it truly gotta be obsessive...

"..been playin' with my toy so much..I'm gonna go blind "

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I used to have a dick but I worn it away with too much!!!

I answered this a few weeks back when posted by another orger...

Natasha said:

Now aint that the pot callin the tea kettle black?
I'm sure you know nothin about obsession ,right groupie?