I need you to tell me what song you're thinking of.


There's a competition on another thread I'm trying to win. Thanks!





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Ok, for those others of you. What is the dumbest favor someone has ever asked you to perform?
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THIS ONE!!!



Now show me your asshole and maybe I will!

This place I'm staying at, there are 40 people here, and only 2 of us have laptops, and some of the guys ask me if they can check their e-mail. Now, me being the selfless person that I am, I'm like "Sure, no prob. Use it as long as you need to." Man, I get that shit back, I check the history all I see is "Titty puSSy XXXX girls girls GIRLS!! cumslut ho bitch dick sucking nuns caught on camera!!!!" and all kinds of other crazy shit. So now NOBODY touches my shit anymore. Now I know "check my mail" is slang for "litter my christian laptop with internet pr0n." That reminds me of that episode of Will&Grace when Will gets back from the bahamas, and his plants are dead, and he says "I told Jack to water my plants while I was gone, but I can see how he heard that as 'Fill up my hard drive with internet porn."

this thread has too many words for me, i'm not going to read all this.

so just tell me: did i win an iphone?

Imago said:

I'm covering a friend of mine for cheating on his longtime girlfriend.....providing him with alibi's in case necessary.....stupid, I know.....

abierman said:

Oh damn- I hate doing that!


...Tell her he's fuckin me!

CynthiasSocks said:

no, I told him that the girl he's cheating his girlfriend with should be fucking me so that he can go back fucking his own girlfriend with a clear fucking conscious and I don't have to provide fucking alibi's.....

abierman said:

Then tell all 3 of em YOU'RE fuckin me!

abierman said:

That's probably not as bad as buying a hooker for a married guy with a newborn baby boy because it was his birthday.

Fauxie said:

I want you to be my birthday-friend!

Anxiety said:

No you didn't. But you DID win a drawer of misc utensils!
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[Edited 7/2/07 12:42pm]

superspaceboy said:

i see tea strainers!