1) So watcha doing the 4th of July? Nothing much.


2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year? I don't think I have one.

3) What is your biggest disspointment with regards to any goals set this year? I don't have any goals.


4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed? Ummm.... a few days ago.

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out? This morning.

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beach…in a car…going the speed limit…? 2 hours.

7) When will you quite smoking? I don't know.

8) What is your favorite Prince song? Crystal Ball


9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song?
I decline to answer this question.



10) Ever seen the Sound of Music? Unfortunatly, yes.

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz? Ditto.

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind? Ditto, Ditto


13) Do you like your car? Why or why not? Yes because it is green.

14) Shoes.. A necessary item, or complete pleasure? Orgasmic pleasure.

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years. Jeez if I could answer that question I wouldn't be here.

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire?

17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief?

I'll come back later but I just wanted to brag about spending the 4th with Supa, GangstaFam, MoonSongs and Handclapz.

1) So watcha doing the 4th of July? WORKING!

2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year? making more money

3) What is your biggest disspointment with regards to any goals set this year?

4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed? January i think. it was the last time i had a bed to make. lol

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out? see above

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beach…in a car…going the speed limit…? 15 to 20 mins depending on lights.

7) When will you quite smoking? If you don't smoke, when will you give up sex? i'm a virgin

8) What is your favorite Prince song (Please only chose one )"if i was your girlfriend" at the moment

9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song? don't know or care to remember

10) Ever seen the Sound of Music? yes

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz? yes

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind? not entirely

13) Do you like your car? yes

14) Shoes.. A necessary item

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years. we'll see

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire? 1; but i think his replies are always predictable.

17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief? maybe Cloudbuster's...but in a good way.

1) So watcha doing the 4th of July? In our city we are allowed to light fireworks so I guess outside my house watching them for a little bit they kinda scare me.

2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year? Getting my daughter through 7th grade with no major problems, thank God

3) What is your biggest disspointment with regards to any goals set this year? Not having saved as much money


4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed? never had to fix my bed I make my bed almost everyday

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out? Like a month ago

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beachin a cargoing the speed limit? Not more than 30 minutes

7) When will you quite smoking? Never smoked in my life so I dont have that problem

8) What is your favorite Prince song? The Beautiful Ones


9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song?
Home, my mom bought his cd, random


10) Ever seen the Sound of Music? No

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz? Yes

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind? No


13) Do you like your car? Yes its been so good to me

14) Shoes.. A necessary item, or complete pleasure? Necessity

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years. Live a healthier life and find true love

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire? I dont know

17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief? not sure

i already answered this shit once already and an org glitch ate all my answers, but since imago's new avatar is so tight, i'll give it another go:

1) So watcha doing the 4th of July? Non-Americans, you can celebrate too! …. ? i'm doing something utterly american and working the holiday.

2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year? traveling abroad for the first time, moving to a better place (literally and figuratively), and finding lots of time and opportunities to do lots of fun stuff in between.

3) What is your biggest disspointment with regards to any goals set this year? being too spendy

4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed? what?

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out? i'm always cleaning it out, but i've never done a top-to-bottom cleaning out session. and yes, imago, "top to bottom", HA HA HA.

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beach…in a car…going the speed limit…? i don't have a damn beach and i don't have a damn car.

7) When will you quite smoking? If you don't smoke, when will you give up sex? when there is a ban on assholism, i will join the ban on smoking. unfortunately the two are intertwined because the existence of one necessitates the other.

8) What is your favorite Prince song (Please only chose one ) Mountains

9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song? I was in a sex club on halloween and it was right when the acid was kicking in. FYI: Horny people in costumes, LSD, glory holes and Humperdink DO NOT MIX.

10) Ever seen the Sound of Music? Of course not. I'm not THAT gay.

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz? Of course. I'm not THAT hetero-y.

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind? It's so damn long, I'm not sure. I've seen A MIGHTY WIND.

13) Do you like your car? Why or why not? my car runs on love and illusion, kind of like doug henning's nether regions. it was manufactured in the land of imagination!

14) Shoes.. A necessary item, or complete pleasure? (please chose one. Don't come up with your own "pat myself for being so clever" answer.) Quit profiling me with your little preambles, fucker. Shoes bore me. Shut up.

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years. To never again settle for misery, to work hard at what matters most, and to put something substantial of myself into the world.

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire? What kind of assy-ass question is this?

17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief? me, because i can't believe i filled out this wanktoberfest TWICE.

Anxiety said:

What are you talking about? Did you forget about Lake Michigan--North Avenue or Oak Street beaches?




1) So whatcha doing the 4th of July? Non-Americans, you can celebrate too! …. ? Not sure yet. We were given July 5 off of work too--I wish I would have know sooner maybe I would have made more of an effort to go to Minneapolis for the big concert.

2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year? Sadly, I don't feel I've accomplished much of anything so far this year.

3) What is your biggest disappointment with regards to any goals set this year? That I haven't found a new job and not getting a certain p/t gig at MoMA, which I really, really wanted.

4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed? I make my bed pretty much every day...so this morning.

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out? Yesterday.

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beach…in a car…going the speed limit…? I don't have a car...and I don't know how far it is to the beach. I think it's like 2 hours by subway to Coney Island, but I have no desire to go to Coney Island. When I lived in Chicago, it was about 15 minutes by rollerblade.

7) When will you quite smoking? If you don't smoke, when will you give up sex? I don't smoke.

8) What is your favorite Prince song (Please only chose one ) 17 Days

9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song? I'm not sure I ever have...what does he sing?

10) Ever seen the Sound of Music? Every Christmas growing up, when it aired on TV.

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz? Yes, and I even wrote a paper about how it was an analogy for FDR and the New Deal for a college history course.

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind? No.

13) Do you like your car? Why or why not? I haven't had a car for 10 years--I hate driving.But I did love the car I had all through HS and college.

14) Shoes.. A necessary item, or complete pleasure? (please chose one. Don't come up with your own "pat myself for being so clever" answer.) Necessary item.

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years. Get the money and run.

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire? I don't know anyone well enough to do that.

17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief? Nothing here is that shocking.

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1) So watcha doing the 4th of July? Non-Americans, you can celebrate too! …. ? Um, when's that? Wednesday? Dunno. No plans so far.

2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year? Staying sane (just).

3) What is your biggest disspointment with regards to any goals set this year? Where do I start? The most obvious: still in the same job.

4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed? Saturday

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out? Um, not very recently, but it is clean. Thanks for the reminder.

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beach…in a car…going the speed limit…? Maybe 20 minutes, max.

7) When will you quite smoking? If you don't smoke, when will you give up sex? I already have... sort of. I didn't smoke much as it was but I've significantly cut down.

8) What is your favorite Prince song (Please only chose one )The Ballad Of Dorothy Paker.

9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song? Probably on those Peter Kay adverts a year or two ago.

10) Ever seen the Sound of Music? Yes.

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz? Sure.

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind? No.

13) Do you like your car? Why or why not? I don't drive.

14) Shoes.. A necessary item, or complete pleasure? (please chose one. Don't come up with your own "pat myself for being so clever" answer.) Okay, I'm going to cheat here... a necessary item that is rapidly becoming a complete pleasure. Trainers are more my thing, though.

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years. Supa's signature says it best: love, peace, empathy, desire, mischief, and gladness.

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire? No-one, really.

17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief? You, Dan. Probably.

1) So watcha doing the 4th of July? Non-Americans, you can celebrate too!
I'll be in the office most of the day, then go to a therapist appointment, maybe watch Canada's Next Top Model with my ex-girlfriend and prep for Big Brother 8, which premieres Thursday!

2) Since the year is half over, what is your biggest accomplishment so far this year?
As a Secular Buddhist Dilettante, I don't view life in terms of "accomplishments".

3) What is your biggest disspointment with regards to any goals set this year?
See #2.

4) Seriously, when is the last time you've fixed your bed?
"Fixed"? Do you mean "made"? If so, uh...a while ago?

5) When is the last time you cleaned your frigerator out?
Last time the cleaning lady came over.

6) How long does it take you to drive to the beach…in a car…going the speed limit…?
'Bout 10 mins.

7) If you don't smoke, when will you give up sex?
Done!

8) What is your favorite Prince song (Please only chose one )

Right now, I'm feelin':
Play in the Sunshine
The Holy River (except for the Jesus and getting married parts)
Uptown (Reminds me of good times in the '90s)
Let’s Go Crazy (As long as it's not that bullshit, truncated, "Go-go-go!" version)
My Computer
Bob George (Funny! And I like the sounds)
Call My Name (Just for the "Bridle Path" allusion)
Reflection (I've been in a reflective mood, lately)
The Truth
Gold (Except for the "There's a lady..." verse)
Make Yo Mama Happy
I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man
Joint 2 Joint (I like the B-3 and the groove - also reminds me of going to see him w/good friends at the surprise Toronto club show)
Cloreen Baconskin
Money Don’t Matter 2 Night
Pussy Control
Cream (My theme song)
Sex in the Summer
Sign ‘O’ the Times
Strollin’
White Mansion


9) Where were you the first time you heard an Engelbert Humperdink song?
Can't remember, but I probably laughed for hours after hearing the name "Engelbert Humperdink".

10) Ever seen the Sound of Music?
They showed it to us when we were kids, but I can't remember if I made it all the way through.

11) Ever seen The Wizard of Oz?
Yepper.

12) Ever seen Gone with the Wind?
See #10.

13) Do you like your car?
Yes.

Why?
I can sit in it and push a pedal and it gets me places without having to walk!

14) Shoes.. A necessary item, or complete pleasure? (please chose one. Don't come up with your own "pat myself for being so clever" answer.)
The former.

15) Summerize what your personal life mission statement might sound like with regards to the next 3 years.
To quote South Park, "Hang out and screw hot chicks."

16) Which orgers answers are you absolutely certain you can predict from this questionaire?


17) Which orgers answers will have you in disbelief? [/quote]

onenitealone said:

Imago said:

I meant that in a GOOD way.

Imago said:

At a friend's house. It was his version of Lesbian Seagull playing over the end credits of the Beavis & Butthead movie.

onenitealone said:

oh


drop your pants

Imago said:

*cough*

onenitealone said:

It took me forever to type this as my hands were full.

Imago said: