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The Best of the Worst Song Titles Haha, well, I thought some of you might like this...
Personally, I just love me some bad song titles. Or perhaps, good bad song titles. To get you in the mood I've attached probably the greatest worst/worst greatest song titles and yes they all exist, Many of these are country and western, as you may notice... Please go ahead and post any other funny REAL titles you can think of... 1. Do You Love As Good As You Look? 2. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? 3. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 4. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 5. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye 6. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 7. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? 8. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life? 9. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral 10. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life 11. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 12. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me 13. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. 14. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You 15. I Wanna Whip Your Cow 16. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck! 17. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win 18. I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy 19. I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life 20. I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised 21. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart 22. I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line 23. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 24. If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low 25. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You 26. If The Phone Don’t Ring, Baby, You’ll Know It’s Me 27. If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will 28. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? 29. Mama Get The Hammer (There..’s A Fly On Papa..’s Head) 30. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose 31. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic 32. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don..’t Love Jesus 33. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart 34. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 35. Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You 36. Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill 37. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft 38. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 39. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 40. She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty 41. Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone 42. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out 43. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart 44. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In 45. You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too 46. You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd 47. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 48. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life 49. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly . [Edited 6/29/07 8:06am] | |
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Hammer Smashed Face | |
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Cloudbuster said: Hammer Smashed Face
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SSDD said: Cloudbuster said: Hammer Smashed Face
By Cannibal Corpse. | |
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Cloudbuster said: SSDD said: By Cannibal Corpse. ahh... lovely bunch of lads, i'm sure. | |
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SSDD said: 5. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I like "Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?" by The Misfits. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ex-Moderator | Cloudbuster said: SSDD said: By Cannibal Corpse. I saw them live once. For free. It was the most hyterically odd thing I've ever seen. |
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"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine" by Poison | |
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I found some more:
I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg Since You Bought The Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Woman is th N&$#@% of the World, the right sentiment, the wrong words. My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Why do nearly all of those seem like Country songs? My Legacy
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Damn some of those titles are so long by the time you get done reading them you're so out of breath you can't sing along. What about that one from Mya: "If you died I wouldn't cry because you never loved me anyway" http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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"My Name is Not Susan" always struck me as pretty bad My Legacy
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minneapolisgenius said: I found some more:
I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg Since You Bought The Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart Damn! | |
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"Did I Shave My Vagina for This?" | |
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Where's "I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today" by The Frogs??? | |
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