Haha, well, I thought some of you might like this...

Personally, I just love me some bad song titles. Or perhaps, good bad song titles.

To get you in the mood I've attached probably the greatest worst/worst greatest song titles and yes they all exist,

Many of these are country and western, as you may notice...

Please go ahead and post any other funny REAL titles you can think of...




1. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
2. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
3. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
4. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed



5. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
6. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
7. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
8. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?
9. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
10. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
11. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
12. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
13. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
14. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You



15. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
16. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
17. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
18. I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
19. I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
20. I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised



21. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
22. I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
23. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
24. If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
25. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
26. If The Phone Don’t Ring, Baby, You’ll Know It’s Me
27. If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
28. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
29. Mama Get The Hammer (There..’s A Fly On Papa..’s Head)
30. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose



31. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
32. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don..’t Love Jesus
33. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
34. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
35. Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
36. Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
37. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
38. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
39. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
40. She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
41. Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
42. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
43. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
44. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
45. You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
46. You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
47. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
48. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
49. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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[Edited 6/29/07 8:06am]

Hammer Smashed Face

Cloudbuster said:

SSDD said:

By Cannibal Corpse.

Cloudbuster said:

ahh...

lovely bunch of lads, i'm sure.

SSDD said:

I like "Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?" by The Misfits.

Cloudbuster said:

I saw them live once. For free. It was the most hyterically odd thing I've ever seen.

"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine" by Poison

I found some more:



I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner


I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister


Peekin’ Through the Knothole In Grandma’s Wooden Leg


Since You Bought The Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

Woman is th N&$#@% of the World, the right sentiment, the wrong words.

Why do nearly all of those seem like Country songs?

Damn some of those titles are so long by the time you get done reading them you're so out of breath you can't sing along. What about that one from Mya: "If you died I wouldn't cry because you never loved me anyway"

"My Name is Not Susan" always struck me as pretty bad

minneapolisgenius said:

Damn!

"Did I Shave My Vagina for This?"

Where's "I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today" by The Frogs???