FuNkeNsteiN said:

When I first posted I was gonna write wow thats a big Westie but thought better, cant find Norwichian terrier do you mean a Norwich Terrier?

I reason why I'll never have a dog. They are KIDS with fur You can leave cats for days on end, dogs you can't leave for 5 minutes without them being a trainwreck. The only exception I would make to owning a dog is if I had a partner that didn't mind the child rearing. I'm too independent to be locked down because of a dog.

Fury said:

Then this is a dumb thread.

Dogs: Will greet you at the door when you come home from work. And they're happy to see you.
Cats: Couldn't give a rats-ass who came home from work. "Oh? Were you gone?"

Dogs: Will protected your house from burglars.
Cats: Will want the burglar to pet them.

Dogs: Will try to save Timmy, who fell down the well.
Cats: Probably pushed Timmy down the well.

Dogs: Will happily eat anything you give them.
Cats: Expect nothing but the best. "This better have real tuna in it!"

Dogs: Will play games with you.
Cats: Expect you to entertain them. "Oh.. is this not fun for you too? Do I look like I care? Now pull the string again before I bite you."

Dogs: Will own up to their mistakes.
Cats: Will blame their mistakes on the dog.

Dogs: Will fetch the newspaper in the morning, and lay it at your feet.
Cats: Will fetch a dead bird in the morning, and lay it at your feet. "This could be you. Remember that."

Dogs: Go to the bathroom outside.
Cats: Go to the bathroom in a box that you have to clean twice a day.

Dogs: Can be trained!
Cats: Laugh at your attempts to train them. "Sit? Oh.. haha I'm sorry. You're actually serious? Tell you what.. You sit, and I'm gonna go lick myself. Good boy."

Dogs: Are happy-go-lucky, and are always happy to be with you.
Cats: Are evil, and are always thinking of ways to kill you.

Cats r freakin evil! These two summbitches always jump out at the least expected times when I'm outside at night.

You want more proof they're satan's little helpers?


so freakin cruel


the puppy was just roaming.....


cats r the reason the rap wars happened. They're the reason Biggie and Tupac were killed




then they steal your porn, wank off and ACT like its YOUR fault they didn't finish!

Cats r freakin evil! These two summbitches always jump out at the least expected times when I'm outside at night.

You want more proof they're satan's little helpers?


so freakin cruel

Dogs: Will greet you at the door when you come home from work. And they're happy to see you.
Cats: Couldn't give a rats-ass who came home from work. "Oh? Were you gone?"

Dogs: Will protected your house from burglars.
Cats: Will want the burglar to pet them.

Dogs: Will try to save Timmy, who fell down the well.
Cats: Probably pushed Timmy down the well.

Dogs: Will happily eat anything you give them.
Cats: Expect nothing but the best. "This better have real tuna in it!"

Dogs: Will play games with you.
Cats: Expect you to entertain them. "Oh.. is this not fun for you too? Do I look like I care? Now pull the string again before I bite you."

Dogs: Will own up to their mistakes.
Cats: Will blame their mistakes on the dog.

Dogs: Will fetch the newspaper in the morning, and lay it at your feet.
Cats: Will fetch a dead bird in the morning, and lay it at your feet. "This could be you. Remember that."

Dogs: Go to the bathroom outside.
Cats: Go to the bathroom in a box that you have to clean twice a day.

Dogs: Can be trained!
Cats: Laugh at your attempts to train them. "Sit? Oh.. haha I'm sorry. You're actually serious? Tell you what.. You sit, and I'm gonna go lick myself. Good boy."

Dogs: Are happy-go-lucky, and are always happy to be with you.
Cats: Are evil, and are always thinking of ways to kill you.

I reason why I'll never have a dog. They are KIDS with fur You can leave cats for days on end, dogs you can't leave for 5 minutes without them being a trainwreck. The only exception I would make to owning a dog is if I had a partner that didn't mind the child rearing. I'm too independent to be locked down because of a dog.