There is a secret door to the Sex Forum. Did you not know?
I cannot believe how many people haven't accessed it yet.

There is a secret door to the Sex Forum. Did you not know?
I cannot believe how many people haven't accessed it yet.

if you have to ask, you'll never know.

Ok, so it's my first week living in Long Beach (Port of LA), back in 1997. I'm at the bar and this guy walks in wearing a soccer outfit. He's really cute and I am just drooling Nothin like uniforms, don't matter what kind

So he approaches me and pays me a compliment, I blush and flex my eyelashes He offers to buy me a drink, I accept. After a couple he asks if I'd like to come over to his house for beers. I'm like :score:

So we get to his house and have a drink and off to the bedroom we go....


So we start messin around and he asks if I ever wear jockstraps (he's wearing one) and I tell him that I don't play sports so no. He says you'll look really sexy in one and so he goes to the dresser and throws one of his extras to me.

Now I'm not muscular or anything, just lean and I think it coulda been sexy except it was too big and so it looked like I was wearing a fuckin diaper I was like this don't fit but he convinced me it looked OK and that he liked it so I left it on. But I felt so ridiculously retarded in that thing That shit could have easily been a Depends commercial

So we're talkin dirty and stuff and havin fun and then he excuses himself and says he'll be right back. Literally 10 minutes go by. My hard on is gone and now my mind is starting to wander. I'm wonderin where he went and started thinkin about what if he's like a killer or somethin. Then he comes back in the bedroom and inside I was like this



He came in holding a douche bag full of water and the plug was stuck up his ass. Like this shit is just natural business, he just walks over and hands the bag to me like an old lady serving tea at a Sunday brunch, and then lays down on the bed. I am sitting there holding this fuckin thing thinkin WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!! And he just sat there talking nasty as this bag is unloading itself in his anal cavern and when the bag was flat and empty he told me can you reach into that nightstand right there and grab the dildo that's in there....

Not being one to disappoint I grabbed it and he took it, ripped the plug out of his ass and shoved it in without so much as an effort And he then told me to fuck him with that thing while he continued talking dirty. So he gets off and pulls the dildo out of his ass and and you know not a damn drop of water spilled on the bed the entire time!!! Not even when he pulled that donkey dick out his ass!.

MissMe said:

Is that the door with the hole in it?

evenstar3 said:

Right It was the best and worst thing that ever happened to the org Personally, I loved it but hysterical shrews won the day and forced the madness into GD. Take this for example:



I had to force that shit on GD. It so should have had it's own forum!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Now that looks lame to what used to get posted in that other Forum.

evenstar3 said:

Right It was the best and worst thing that ever happened to the org Personally, I loved it but hysterical shrews won the day and forced the madness into GD. Take this for example:



I had to force that shit on GD. It so should have had it's own forum!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That post had everything:
Emoticons with giant wangs
Compelling Narrative
Jockstraps
Adult Diaper References
Douchebags
and MAGIC: "not a damn drop of water spilled on the bed the entire time!!!"

Simply Awesome


Are the hamster emoticons left over from that forum?

evenstar3 said:

Right It was the best and worst thing that ever happened to the org Personally, I loved it but hysterical shrews won the day and forced the madness into GD. Take this for example:



I had to force that shit on GD. It so should have had it's own forum!

So it doesn't exist anymore? Well that sucks a burnch...I had some STOR-REES for that joint...

So it doesn't exist anymore? Well that sucks a burnch...I had some STOR-REES for that joint...

2ndRevolution said:

Just post them here.

2ndRevolution said:

It was a very controversial time in .org history.

Nothinbutjoy said:

This whole damn website is controversial.

2ndRevolution said:

Oh no, this website is TAME compared to what it use to be.

Ok, so it's my first week living in Long Beach (Port of LA), back in 1997. I'm at the bar and this guy walks in wearing a soccer outfit. He's really cute and I am just drooling Nothin like uniforms, don't matter what kind

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


Wearing a soccer outfit at a bar? What's wrong with this guy?!
[Edited 6/26/07 16:02pm]

Nothinbutjoy said:

I agree 100%.

rushing07 said:

Wrong? That's guaranteed action in a gay bar

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Hmmm...at a gay bar, you say...

rushing07 said:

With an avatar of Jesus in drag, you didn't think I was straight did you?