MissMe said:

Monroe, for sure.

CarrieMpls said:

Thanks! I will have to make it one of my goals in life. I have a dear friend that lives in Excelsior, fellow Prince fan no less. That I have always dreamed of meeting.

Fancy a shag?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?


Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking?


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?


Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Cloudbuster said:

Always!

Where do you think Ariel is cut and pasting this crap from?

mdiver said:

Those are my real thoughts

It just happened to be that someone posted them online, too.

Ariel, you ask me funny questions!

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - City level or above.


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? - Beats me!


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes.


How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? - Priorities.


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? - Cause that's just rude.


Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? - I'm in/on neither. No wait, I was in a commercial once.


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? - No they don't.


Why does a round pizza come in a square box? - It's a conspiracy of the paper/cardboard companies.


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? - Is it really? I don't believe it.


Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? - Cause no one cares about the crotch anymore.


Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? - I suppose if you're dead you only smoke when you're on fire.


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - I don't know. I don't take them. Too caffeine sensitive.


Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? - Being an atheist, I'd actually request different wording in my policy if I had one.


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? - groan


If it's zero degrees outside today and it's

ArielB said:

Dude if that is what is in your head you better hope that these women voting you 8.54 are air heads!

mdiver said:

I don't know, but I was wondering the same. And why I keep answering them.

Which relatively known orger do you like the least?

Imago said:

You're mean!
I can honestly say, I can't think of anyone I really dislike. And sure, I've gotten closer to some people than others, but that's only natural.

ArielB said:

Oh my that questioned cracked me up!

ArielB said:

I needed a good laugh, and these have done it! Laughing so hard, I am crying over here!

CarrieMpls said:

Wait, I've got more!

When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?


If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?


How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?


Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?


If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

ArielB said:

I give up.

Can you ban Orgers for asking stupid questions?

liberation said:

Can I? Sure. I can ban anyone at any time.

But I won't.

Can you please ban Ariel ?

mdiver said:

So how the hell do i get banned around here????

CarrieMpls said:

Please?????

ArielB said:

Ariel, where are you coming up with these things????

CarrieMpls said:

I'm too cute to be banned.

Plus, my questions are meaningful.

MoniGram said:

All kinds of websites. I pick the best ones

But seriously, those first two on the last batch. Can anyone answer them?

CarrieMpls said:

1. Name 3 relatively known orgers who make worse dinner dates than me. I KNOW 10 I can volunteer on your behalf right now!

2. I'm not saying that you should, but if you were to ban a user, and it be actually beneficial to the discourse in GD, which orger most likely would be a candidate?

3. In general, I'd make a great smoker, no?


4. What's worse. Body oder, or bad breath?

mdiver said:

Dude, if you will force Chris to get his damned hair cut, I will find a way to fullfill your wish.

Imago said:

If you can schmooze me 3 bans in GD i will get his mop chopped. Deal?

mdiver said:

If you two would shut up, this thread would not sink as fast.

1. Name 3 relatively known orgers who make worse dinner dates than me. I KNOW 10 I can volunteer on your behalf right now!
How about instead I'll just say, yes, you were a great date.

2. I'm not saying that you should, but if you were to ban a user, and it be actually beneficial to the discourse in GD, which orger most likely would be a candidate?
I'm not banning anybody. Not to say I won't ever, but I will say that currently no one gets on my nerves much and in fact I've had to do very little real "modding" since I started helping in that capacity.

3. In general, I'd make a great smoker, no?
No. You'd make a horrible smoker. It doesn't suit you.
But yeah, you'd look good.

4. What's worse. Body oder, or bad breath?
Ew. They're both bad. But bad breath can usually be quickly covered with a mint.