38-year-old man who dresses like a cross between Farmer Bill and Mr. Rogers and obviously has a screw loose...


"Why can't there be an Asexual Rights Movement? "

"I wish men's lower extremities looked like that of birds'.. that way, they'd have nothing to show."

"Shirley Manson looks like a skank from hell... and never has a band name (Garbage) been more befitting!"

"You can get me on tape saying this! I don't mind at all! I LOATHE MALE GENITALIA!!!"

"(to my dad) If I had the money, I'd buy you a new chainsaw. I wouldn't waste it on a limousine or anything like that. Y'know, I never liked limousines, anyway... they look like long, prophylactic penises."

"I'm so unsexy that I make a 90-year-old Inuit crone look sexy!"

"Primus had that song called "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"... that was so nerdy! Reminds me of preppy little assholes who eat cheese pizza and have cutesy screensavers.."

"That Andy Dick... if I ever run into that blathering pipsqueak doing something lurid in front of an old woman in Colorado, it'll be MY fist against HIS face! "

"(to me) There's something so fundamentally perverse about Hot Pockets.. promise me you'll never eat Hot Pockets, Lindsay."

The Garbage statement.

I love Shirley Manson

Your neighbor has a weird arse?

EvilAlthom said:

He has no arse to speak of.

squiddyren said:

My arse doesn't speak, either.

Wow quite the sense of humor!

karmatornado said:

He was actually being dead-serious with all of it!

serious or not, that is some funny shit

the weirdest quote from my upstairs neighbour since moving into a new block:


SHE:
"our electrics man back in the day used to be a little faggot,
always wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt"

ME:
"little faggots wear only black trousers and yellow shirts?"

SHE:
"it's a well known fact"

ME:
"omg i should go to town and get me a faggot uniform"

SHE:
"are you gay?"

ME:
"uhm, like yeah"

SHE:
"but you've never worn black trousers and a yellow shirt!"

ME:

IstenSzek said:

Classic

IstenSzek said:

OMG! I despair for humanity!

SSDD said:

squiddyren said:

IstenSzek said:

squiddyren said:

wtf?

I really like him

EvilAlthom said:

Thanks for letting us know that you're a regular bot EvilAlthom.

A few more:

"I need a "Little House On The Prairie" kinda woman..."

"I may be a raving drunk but I'm harmless! I refer to 14-year-old girls as "ma'am"!"

"I want the world to be full of sweetness and light! We could all sit around the campfire and sing Woody Guthrie songs!"

"(to me) Do you think I could ever convert YOU to the world of sweetness and light, Lindsay?"

"(to me) I DO trust you, and I'd let you borrow this CD... but what if something ever happened.. like.. a cat jumped into the house and knocked it over? "

"When Christine (my friend) turns 18, I'm going to marry her!"

"I wonder if Mr. Bungle knows the secrets of the universe ..."
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squiddyren said:

Best neighbour ever!

FuNkeNsteiN said:

No avatar!!!!

jess555ja said:

And?...i don't have an avatar, i wear it like a badge of pride.

liberation said:

I was just surprised 'cause he always has that Bootsy avatar.

jess555ja said:

Yea, I changed it.
Just waiting for the mods to approve my new avvie

jess555ja said:

Haha, yea
I did have a pic of Sly for a week or something a loooong time ago (before you joined). I'll prolly change my avvie back to Bootsy in a week or two, but I gotta change it every once in awhile just to keep things fresh

FuNkeNsteiN said:

OMG, what is your new one going to be?

jess555ja said:

Some small out-of-focus pic of Glenn Goins