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Various Veiws on why the Chicken crossed the road. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? GEORGE W. BUSH I don't think I should have to answer that question. LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
maybe he was HORNY | |
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 u made my day with this one,ThankxShe stole my medallion n she called me a BITCH!!! | |
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
His cock was stuck in the chicken.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Why did the Australian chicken cross the road?
Because Collingwood sucks. | |
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2the9s said: Why did the Australian chicken cross the road?
Because Collingwood sucks. You're gonna be eating your words VERY soon my friend!  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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2the9s said: Why did the Australian chicken cross the road?
Because Collingwood sucks.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Diva said: 2the9s said: Why did the Australian chicken cross the road?
Because Collingwood sucks. You're gonna be eating your words VERY soon my friend! Yeah! Diva  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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The chicken is a liar | |
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Variation.
The difference between erotic and perverse? Erotic - You use a feather Perverse - You use the whole chicken, - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
He'll put you in his cookie jar and save you for a rainy day - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | |
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The chicken crossed the road, because I was chasing him! Duh! | |
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Did you know that chickens taste just like people? | |
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WHY DID MONKEY CROSS ROAD? TO GET TO FROGGY BABY SILLY! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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TO SEE IF THE EGG CAME FIRST!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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POOK said: WHY DID MONKEY CROSS ROAD? TO GET TO FROGGY BABY SILLY! Mmmm, Frogs! Quite tasty! Do you have one POOK? C'mere little monkey! Come to the Gillman! | |
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Of course, I'm not above dining on Monkey meat either! C'mere POOK... | |
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POOK said: WHY DID MONKEY CROSS ROAD? TO GET TO FROGGY BABY SILLY! Froggy Baby is there waiting on the other side for her POOK | |
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