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packing, whining and drinking I am going to the beach tomorrow. Why the sad face? Because I hate the beach. The long ride there, the sand, the dirty water, the fat bloated beach bum bodies roasting in the uncomfortable heat. I prefer pools, the chlorine smell offers me at least a false sense of cleanliness.
I am only going because of my son; he wants to go so bad. So I put on my "yay happy face mommy" mask (as usual) and I am packing our stuff to go to the rackin-frackin' beach. Anyone else think the beach is not your ideal way to spend a summer day? I called my girlcrush and asked her to please come see me before I go. I need uh, pity sex. But first, another sip of wine. And another. Will y'all miss while I am gone? Hm, I am getting a drittle lunk er, a little drunk. I know what y'all are thinking; "poor baby has to lay out on the beach and we get to enjoy another work week Monday morning, boo hoo, bitch." | |
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I hate the beach too
The water = 
The annoying people = 
Having to wear a bathing suit = 
Sand = 
The beach sucks! | |
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jess555ja said: Sand =
The beach sucks! The sand. My God it gets in EVERYTHING. And let's not forget the hotel. I hate hotels. No matter how expensive I cannot help but feel icky because I am sleeping in a bed that like a MILLION people have had sex in, or peed or shitted in or maybe died in for all I know. Lord! This is gonna be the worst week of the year! aaahahahahahahahhhhharrrergh!   | |
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alwayslate said: jess555ja said: Sand =
The beach sucks! The sand. My God it gets in EVERYTHING. And let's not forget the hotel. I hate hotels. No matter how expensive I cannot help but feel icky because I am sleeping in a bed that like a MILLION people have had sex in, or peed or shitted in or maybe died in for all I know. Lord! This is gonna be the worst week of the year! aaahahahahahahahhhhharrrergh!  | |
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alwayslate said: jess555ja said: Sand =
The beach sucks! The sand. My God it gets in EVERYTHING. And let's not forget the hotel. I hate hotels. No matter how expensive I cannot help but feel icky because I am sleeping in a bed that like a MILLION people have had sex in, or peed or shitted in or maybe died in for all I know. Lord! This is gonna be the worst week of the year! aaahahahahahahahhhhharrrergh! Hotel beds | |
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alwayslate said: I am going to the beach tomorrow. Why the sad face? Because I hate the beach. The long ride there, the sand, the dirty water, the fat bloated beach bum bodies roasting in the uncomfortable heat. I prefer pools, the chlorine smell offers me at least a false sense of cleanliness.
I am only going because of my son; he wants to go so bad. So I put on my "yay happy face mommy" mask (as usual) and I am packing our stuff to go to the rackin-frackin' beach. Anyone else think the beach is not your ideal way to spend a summer day? I called my girlcrush and asked her to please come see me before I go. I need uh, pity sex. But first, another sip of wine. And another. Will y'all miss while I am gone? Hm, I am getting a drittle lunk er, a little drunk. I know what y'all are thinking; "poor baby has to lay out on the beach and we get to enjoy another work week Monday morning, boo hoo, bitch."  | |
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alwayslate said: I am going to the beach tomorrow. Why the sad face? Because I hate the beach. The long ride there, the sand, the dirty water, the fat bloated beach bum bodies roasting in the uncomfortable heat. I prefer pools, the chlorine smell offers me at least a false sense of cleanliness.
I am only going because of my son; he wants to go so bad. So I put on my "yay happy face mommy" mask (as usual) and I am packing our stuff to go to the rackin-frackin' beach. Anyone else think the beach is not your ideal way to spend a summer day? I called my girlcrush and asked her to please come see me before I go. I need uh, pity sex. But first, another sip of wine. And another. Will y'all miss while I am gone? Hm, I am getting a drittle lunk er, a little drunk. I know what y'all are thinking; "poor baby has to lay out on the beach and we get to enjoy another work week Monday morning, boo hoo, bitch." Drunken girl-crush pity-sex on the beach is hot. shit.... now you got me packin'.....  | |
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alwayslate said: I am going to the beach tomorrow. Why the sad face? Because I hate the beach. The long ride there, the sand, the dirty water, the fat bloated beach bum bodies roasting in the uncomfortable heat. I prefer pools, the chlorine smell offers me at least a false sense of cleanliness.
I am only going because of my son; he wants to go so bad. So I put on my "yay happy face mommy" mask (as usual) and I am packing our stuff to go to the rackin-frackin' beach. Anyone else think the beach is not your ideal way to spend a summer day? I called my girlcrush and asked her to please come see me before I go. I need uh, pity sex. But first, another sip of wine. And another. Will y'all miss while I am gone? Hm, I am getting a drittle lunk er, a little drunk. I know what y'all are thinking; "poor baby has to lay out on the beach and we get to enjoy another work week Monday morning, boo hoo, bitch." well I hope you get some good lovin' before you go 
I really do not like the beach either and I live in Florida..lol | |
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i love the beach but I agree that the water is not the best to be bathing in, I do like getting my feet wet. And laying in the sun Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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I love the beach because I love laying out and soaking up the sun. | |
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Illustrator said: Drunken girl-crush pity-sex on the beach is hot. goes great with wine and whine. Soon as I opened the door it was on. Had to be very quiet since the boy was asleep upstairs. I am tired as hell! I know we are forgetting something. So I guess when we arrive at the sandy, watery hell hole we shall have to make a run for whatever we forgot. My boy's pretty excited though. He's been making up songs about the beach since he woke up. I think his last masterpiece was titled "I can fight the other way at the beach go go power ranger" (i have no idea what that means) | |
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alwayslate said: Illustrator said: Drunken girl-crush pity-sex on the beach is hot. goes great with wine and whine. Soon as I opened the door it was on. Had to be very quiet since the boy was asleep upstairs. I am tired as hell! I know we are forgetting something. So I guess when we arrive at the sandy, watery hell hole we shall have to make a run for whatever we forgot. My boy's pretty excited though. He's been making up songs about the beach since he woke up. I think his last masterpiece was titled "I can fight the other way at the beach go go power ranger" (i have no idea what that means) whatever it is...he is gona kick ass  | |
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