She started off as a innocent young woman, being both beautiful and sweet, it’s no surprise she quickly skyrocketed to a certain amount of stardom seldom experienced by most. She embodied youth, vitality, and the female American ideal. The world was her oyster. But things somehow went terribly wrong along the way. I’m speaking of course, about Britney Spears. Throughout history, there have been all sorts of examples of this “America’s Poor Little Rich Girl” syndrome, of which evenstar3 is no exception.

Laurel burst onto the scene with a ferocious vigor, two very well formed, voluptuous and juicy looking boobs, and a face that would make Caligula blush. I first remember her, when she was famming out in the Prince Music & More forum, singing his praises, and asking questions like “Where can I buy this song?” or “Is Prince really Gay? Cause that would be a shame.” Or “ What happened to Tony M.?”.
It seemed that she would spend a long eon in that forum doing her New Power do diligence; however, she switched gears on us.


She somehow found her way into the General Discussion forum, a reasonably suspect move for anyone with a shred of moral conviction beyond the grasp of serial killers and rapists. But here she found herself. And here she stayed. I can’t even recall the last time she posted in one of the music forums.

Our favorite little EMO girl graduated from the New Power Generation and joined the denizens of the underworld of Nine Inch Nails, where her slide into the murky world of the Skinny Puppy cover band, taking pictures of herself doing gang signs and hanging out with the British, accelerated faster than a sinking Fauxie thread. The British contingent, by the way, probably did more damage to her reputation and accelerated the degradation of her personal integrity faster than you can say “water closet” or “cheers”. Whatever, the cuase, evenstar3, our little gothic Sandra Dee, turned into a Zombie version of Nina Hagen possessing the nether-regions of Peaches—that’s pretty fierce people!

I say it’s time for an intervention!

Let evenstar3 know how much you appreciate her, and how much you want to save her from herself! Please help me save my second favorite orger!




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I like her just the way she is right now.

oh my lord.



i love ya dan. despite your shamefully wayward NIN fan status.

I like her. She's cute, funny, and she likes my bum on a sink photos. She's cool!

Beautiful!
I feel u have lost her Dan, the puppy man has her now

Ocean said:

but dan & dook have made lecherous comments toward me for years

JustErin said:

me too. i wish dan would stfu about my fammy past

evenstar3 said:

Imago said:

I love Sandra Dee as a vampire

Imago said:

Dan, you trying to piggyback on evenstar's popularity to remedy your post-Europe downward spiral?

Tragic.

2the9s said:

don't try to suck up. i haven't forgotten your sad aspirations of DOOM.

evenstar3 said:

I am the ghost in the machine of DOOM!

I don't get it.

In any case, s for evenstar!

CarrieMpls said:

You should lock Dan up. Err...I mean this thread...you should lock this thread up.

Either/or.

If it wasn't for the puppy killer, I'd be stalking her right now

I never noticed evenstar until DOOK started talking about her (where is that bitch, anyways?). I still remember his "Anyone up for an evenstar3 thread?" threads. Anyhoo...

She's smart and funny and seems to be into kinky sex. What's not to like?

2the9s said:

philosophy whooshes right over my little formerly-blonde-but-now-dyed-black head.

2the9s said:

Thank you for your kind suggestion. We at Prince.org value your opinion. We will address your request in the order it has been received. Your request is numbered 1,365 in line.
Thank you. And have a good day.

CarrieMpls said:

it's dan, i don't think any of us really WANT to get him.

evenstar3 said:

How about art...

2the9s said:

omg.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh. Okay. Cool!

Thank you!

2the9s said:

i just choked on ice, omg

None of you are helping, cause you're just encouraging her current LleeLlee like behavior.



Does anyone want to hear my phone joke again?

2the9s said:

fuck

Imago said:

Ohhh SNAP! That's cold!

Imago said:

i'm listening to Last just for you, Dan

MY LIPS MAY PROMISE BUT MY HEART IS A WHORE

She's F.I.N.E. the way she is.