I had this dream this morning that was kind of messed up. In fact, I awoke from it and couldn't return to sleep.

I was walking through a bustling downtown in an unidentified metropolis. My phone to my ear, I'm talking to a recruiter as I walk.

I had just been offered a job. Actually, it was the second offer. The first, the human resources gentleman said, had been for a grossly low salary. The company had recognized its error, he said, and was increasing the salary offer by about $30,000. I'm thinking about my move to the new job's city, about where I would live and the salary is ringing in my ears, and I'm thinking about how many days I should wait before I accept, when I notice ...

... that my phone is gone. It's disappeared!

And, then, I woke up.

I had the same dream this morning, only it was $29,999 by which the salary was increased.

Crazy times.

Chut it, you git.