dawntreader said: IstenSzek said: omfg jürgen! how could i not think to ask you? i am so bloody dissapointed in you... now i will explain you how our new rosebud cylinder works instead! i've seen it in a movie, i don't think i'm ready for it and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Imago said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Has to be. One time I hooked up with an older guy while in Hollywood. By all accounts he was a normal dude. He invited me over for drinks and I was so excited with the hookup. He was hot. So he lives in the Hollywood hills in a literal castle and he takes me on a tour of the house and I was just at how beautiful his house was. So we get to the bedroom and I take a look around and this is me: His whole bed was covered with adult diapers! And on the bed was a butt plug that was seriously the same size around as a 2 liter bottle of soda On the ground was a gigantic dildo that stood 3 feet up from the ground Oh, I just had a session. Ignore all that stuff..... We turn to leave the room and on the wall is a picture of him on all fours but the picture is from behind. His ass was more used than my sister after having a baby It was a swollen, gaping mess Oh Wow! I can't believe how late it is! :exitstageleft!: [Edited 6/21/07 14:28pm] This deserves it's own thread Hell, it's own forum Mods, make this a sticky. Thank you. DAMN!! | |
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Cloudbuster said: and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Cloudbuster said: | |
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Imago said: IstenSzek said: | |
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Imago said: IstenSzek said: that is wrong on so many levels and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Imago said: that is wrong on so many levels I swear I gotta stop opening threads when other people at work are in the room! just sayin' | |
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