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Thread started 06/21/07 7:31am

IstenSzek

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rectums & depthmeters (NSFW)




i wouldn't dream of asking this any other place but since
it's the org i figured i could just post this no question
asked.

see, for a while now i've been wondering about something,
that's probably very obvious or clear to everyone, except
for me.

look at the above chart and the size of the rectum. lol smile
now look at sex toys like this:


(yes it's fiddy, see: http://www.prince.org/msg/8/231763)

now tell me, what the fck happens inside of your body if
you put something like that in?

i mean, doesn't that just completely fuck you up for life?

lol

not even mentioning fists or baseball bats and all those
kind of things.

look at that chart man, if you were to insert something of
more than like 7 inches you'd need to go round the bend on
your small intestines

eek

can someone say "dislocation" or "rupture"

disbelief

someone please explain to me how it is humanly possible to
get an arm of a baseball bat up there?


nsfw
[Edited 6/21/07 7:50am]
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Reply #1 posted 06/21/07 7:32am

Imago

I love you Lars lol
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Reply #2 posted 06/21/07 7:32am

Cloudbuster

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drool
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Reply #3 posted 06/21/07 7:35am

Mach

omg
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Reply #4 posted 06/21/07 7:35am

IstenSzek

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Imago said:

I love you Lars lol


i just knew you'd be first to post on this thread

woot!
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Reply #5 posted 06/21/07 7:35am

Cloudbuster

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Mach said:

drool


nod

drool
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Reply #6 posted 06/21/07 7:36am

DanceWme

Mach said:

omg

falloff
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Reply #7 posted 06/21/07 7:36am

IstenSzek

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Cloudbuster said:

drool


i'm sorry to disappoint but i'm like a moderate 6 inch 1

neutral
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Reply #8 posted 06/21/07 7:38am

Mach

Cloudbuster said:

Mach said:

drool


nod

drool


omg


bitchfight


boff
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Reply #9 posted 06/21/07 7:40am

IstenSzek

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maybe we should move this to politics and religion

nod
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Reply #10 posted 06/21/07 7:42am

Cloudbuster

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IstenSzek said:

Cloudbuster said:

drool


i'm sorry to disappoint but i'm like a moderate 6 inch 1

neutral


You'd get it even if you were without penis. cool
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Reply #11 posted 06/21/07 7:43am

Mach

IstenSzek said:

maybe we should move this to politics and religion

nod


omfg


shake
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Reply #12 posted 06/21/07 7:43am

Cloudbuster

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IstenSzek said:

maybe we should move this to politics and religion

nod


Never heard of it. What goes on?
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Reply #13 posted 06/21/07 7:43am

IstenSzek

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Cloudbuster said:

IstenSzek said:



i'm sorry to disappoint but i'm like a moderate 6 inch 1

neutral


You'd get it even if you were without penis. cool


spit

i'm crying now, really i am

smile
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Reply #14 posted 06/21/07 7:44am

Cloudbuster

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Mach said:

Cloudbuster said:



nod

drool


omg


bitchfight


boff


Mach! drool


boff
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Reply #15 posted 06/21/07 7:44am

IstenSzek

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Cloudbuster said:

IstenSzek said:

maybe we should move this to politics and religion

nod


Never heard of it. What goes on?


Mach said:

IstenSzek said:

maybe we should move this to politics and religion

nod


omfg


shake


it's full of people who are experts on these kind of things

nod
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Reply #16 posted 06/21/07 7:45am

Imago

I'm not really trying to add any weird elements to this outstanding thread, but I really feel like buttfucking someone right now. shrug
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Reply #17 posted 06/21/07 7:45am

Mach

IstenSzek said:

Cloudbuster said:



omfg


shake


it's full of people who are experts on these kind of things

nod



falloff
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Reply #18 posted 06/21/07 7:46am

Cloudbuster

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IstenSzek said:

it's full of people who are experts on these kind of things


I'm already there. cool
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Reply #19 posted 06/21/07 7:46am

IstenSzek

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Imago said:

I'm not really trying to add any weird elements to this outstanding thread, but I really feel like buttfucking someone right now. shrug


stop dragging down the integrity of my thread

smile
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Reply #20 posted 06/21/07 7:47am

IstenSzek

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Cloudbuster said:

IstenSzek said:

it's full of people who are experts on these kind of things


I'm already there. cool


lol
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Reply #21 posted 06/21/07 7:47am

Imago

IstenSzek said:

Imago said:

I'm not really trying to add any weird elements to this outstanding thread, but I really feel like buttfucking someone right now. shrug


stop dragging down the integrity of my thread

smile

That's like Rosey Odonnel dragging down the integrity of "The View". I mean, did she really? lol
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Reply #22 posted 06/21/07 7:48am

Cloudbuster

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Dan, you cunt. cool
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Reply #23 posted 06/21/07 7:49am

IstenSzek

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Imago said:

IstenSzek said:



stop dragging down the integrity of my thread

smile

That's like Rosey Odonnel dragging down the integrity of "The View". I mean, did she really? lol


oh what the hell, you're absolutely right dear dan

http://img.photobucket.co...bumpic.gif

[ omfg my eyes!! - Please link to NSFW content. smile - CarrieMpls]

i'd hit it

shrug
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Reply #24 posted 06/21/07 7:51am

Imago

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Dan, you cunt. cool



If you think about it, your rectum/asshole/whatever is just at the other end of a long tube that leads to your sweet sweet lips. boff
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Reply #25 posted 06/21/07 7:52am

IstenSzek

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IstenSzek said:

Imago said:


That's like Rosey Odonnel dragging down the integrity of "The View". I mean, did she really? lol


oh what the hell, you're absolutely right dear dan

http://img.photobucket.co...bumpic.gif

[ omfg my eyes!! - Please link to NSFW content. smile - CarrieMpls]

i'd hit it

shrug



i'm sorry carrie, i thought that a NSFW at the top of the thread
would suffice.

redface
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Reply #26 posted 06/21/07 7:56am

Cloudbuster

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Imago said:

Cloudbuster said:

Dan, you cunt. cool


If you think about it, your rectum/asshole/whatever is just at the other end of a long tube that leads to your sweet sweet lips. boff


Your words haunt me in all ways good. cool
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Reply #27 posted 06/21/07 7:59am

Imago

Cloudbuster said:

Imago said:



If you think about it, your rectum/asshole/whatever is just at the other end of a long tube that leads to your sweet sweet lips. boff


Your words haunt me in all ways good. cool

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Reply #28 posted 06/21/07 8:00am

Cloudbuster

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Imago said:



woot!
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Reply #29 posted 06/21/07 8:37am

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I clicked on this thread. confused




disbelief
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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