Spookymuffin said:

what a HORRIBLE thing to say to a vulnerable little spacesuit!

Spookymuffin said:

Space suit breach take emergency measures to ensure no contamination.....realign rocket and deliver payload in safe area to the north.

Spookymuffin said:

aww, tears for fears.

mdiver said:

but not TOO north. ill-advised.

evenstar3 said:

evenstar3 said:

Yes, we wouldn't want the rocket's fuel eject to splatter against the wire mesh above the head of the vessel.

evenstar3 said:

OMG i have a great story about jizz in the hair....like after a quickie and we were running out the door real quick and it made us late

evenstar3 said:

You don't even like them!

mdiver said:

Getting in a lift at your hotel and not realising you forgot to do your trousers up is also embarrassing. Particularly when the soldier's still ready for action.

Spookymuffin said:

mdiver said:

I was tired!

Spookymuffin said:

me laughing at you probably didn't help anything, either. that poor guy.

Spookymuffin said:

Well at least you dont get reminders for hours afterwards

Spookymuffin said:

i like that song!

See how we perked this mofo up

evenstar3 said:

how many times did we just crack up in lifts?

mdiver said:

Space? Boring.

Sex in Space? Hot thread.

Spookymuffin said:

Now a zero g cum shot would be interesting

Spookymuffin said:

erm, nearly every time other people were in them?

mdiver said:

That, my friend, would be a thing of wonderment. But I wonder if it even comes out? Like it reaches the tip then just sits there kinda floating in your shaft and you have to step backwards, so it all flows out like a tube of toothpaste. That or it'll fire out and then stop and float around. That'd be so cool.

evenstar3 said:

Spookymuffin said:

messy!

evenstar3 said:

You could see if you could get it to float into your mouth.

Spookymuffin said:

I am thinking the force would eject it and then the zero g would mean it would not slow down till it hit something

mdiver said:

Good point! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. JIZZ BULLETS! Then they'd slam and splodge everywhere and cool little blobs would float off everywhere like peas of jizz.

mdiver said:

Do you reckon you'd be able to feel jizz floating around in your balls like you can food in your stomach in space?

That'd feel horrible. I'd be jacking off all the time.

Spookymuffin said:

you can feel food in your stomach?! ewwww.

evenstar3 said:

It makes people vom.

Imagine zero-g vom.

Spookymuffin said:

i'd rather not, thanks, zero-g come is bad enough.