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Let me use it in a sentence.



OMELETTE
"I should punch you dead in yo eye fo what you jus sed, but OMELETTE dis one slide."


DISMAY
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, DISMAY hurt a little.


AFRO
I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.


AFTERMATH
I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.


DOMINEERING
My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.


KENYA
I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.


BEWARE
I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I get a job?"


DIMENSION
I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. (HA!)
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My mother-in-law says "stuttin" all the time. I'm not even sure how you would spell it.

"He aint stuttin her." Translation: He's not thinking about her.

Fista! or finna-it means going..like "damn boy,i fista go to da store"

weepingwall said:

"fixin too","right quick" also work here lol

Christopher said:

...you mean as in' I'm fixin to go to da post office right quick' ! (?)

DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!!!

Some more.



Benign..... What you be, after you be eight.

Artery..... The study of paintings.

Bacteria..... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium..... What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section..... A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan..... Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize..... Made eye contact with her.

Colic..... A sheep dog.

Coma..... A punctuation mark.

D&C..... Where Washington is.

Dilate..... To live long.

Enema..... Not a friend.

Fester..... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula..... A small lie.

Genital..... Non-Jewish person.

Hangnail..... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent..... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff..... A Doctor's cane.

Morbid..... A higher offer.

Nitrates..... Cheaper than day rates.

Node..... I knew it.

Outpatient..... A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear..... A fatherhood test.

Pelvis..... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative..... A letter carrier.

Rectum..... Almost near killed him.

Secretion..... Hiding something.

Seizure..... Roman emperor.

Tablet..... A small table.

Tumor..... One plus one more.

Urine..... Opposite of you're out.
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Getting Krunk With It?
Or here's the latest racist slang I heard from my players the other day, "Coach can I have some money for my spirit pack?" ME: Thats why you have relatives.
Player: A coach don't Jew ME! ME: What the hell does that mean? Player: It means don't be cheap like a Levi! Me: Thats some racist bullshit go do a big 4! (bear crawl 100 yards, Monkey roll 100 yards, duck walk 50 yards, Sprint 100 yards)

karmatornado said:

OMG they ask you for money now thats ghetto

One word that is ghetto, but shouldn't be is "amn't" in reference to oneself in the singular. It's an interogative contraction of "am I not" which would be better than the gramatically incorrect "aren't."

Example: "I'm really cute, aren't I?"

But it SHOULD be...

"I'm really cute, amn't I?"

I've heard linguists say that many young kids actually use this intuitively. But, of course, they stop because popular English prefers the incorrect alternative.