RodeoSchro said:

I dare you!

Ace said:

I've used that in 2 different mix CDs I've made. But I use the Niko Case version.

hisfan4ever said:

Karmatornado was the only one who said that. He is not to be taken seriously.

Over there.



My ding-a-ling.

Yes.
See answer above.


"I don't know where you think you're going. I paid for a blowjob too."

No.
I usually get sick.
That's why the appointment.

Crack whores. However,
if they're not sporting a grill,
I'm not gonna turn 'em away.
I would never let such superficialities get in the way of a transaction who's ultimate purpose is provide two people with a quick score.

Jesus Christ, Superstar.


I usually like to start my day with some 'tang.

Yes. It's what I usually have with my 'tang.


Literally, yes.
Sexually, no.



See answer to question #2.


Nah...I stopped feeling a long time ago.


None.
My ding-a-ling gun is not a secret nor is it a weapon. It makes love, not war.


No. My lack of attention is more due an emotional condition than it is to a medical/physical one.
I usually just don't care.


.
I had it way before what's-his-face.
It's quite a common name on the island.




Norman.
Bruunhilda.
My latest thought is so new, I haven't given it a name yet.

!. Crack
2. Whore
3. Crack-whore.



1.)'tang
2.)mo 'tang.
3.) Water. 'Tang tends to dehydrate a person's personage after a while.

Dehydration.


Interuptions due to dehydration.







//
[Edited 6/20/07 14:27pm]

sextonseven said:

.. that much is true..but I'm just saying..I understand the position that some are in who have to take meds just to get up and move daily..Medicine can be a very good thing, when used properly...just MO..Isn't he the one who just had the student thrown from a vehicle just last week? If that person is on pain meds for the rest of their life, wonder if that makes them weak also?..

Illustrator said:

..you never fail to amuse me!!

I don't know where on Earth all your silly answers went..but anyways..
[Edited 6/20/07 14:20pm]

Illustrator copied my answers.

sextonseven said:

I prefer the term "borrowed".


BTW,
I still need the answers for questions#22-43.

Illustrator said:

I'll pass them to you after class.

Answer these questions!

1. Wheres your fave orger?
right now, probably Funkenstein

2. What is your favorite possession?
My fucking Kayak

3. Do you own a gun?
no. I'm very capable of killing with my bare hands

4. Whats one thing you wish you could tell your last X?
why give it all up for a lie?

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
all the time. I hate my general doctor

6. favorite grill food?
chicken

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Oh Holy Night. But only sun by a large chior. It's chilling.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Mango Smoothy

9. Can you do push ups?
yes. Everyone can.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
No.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I don't like jewelry

12. Do you take painkillers?
nope

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I'm told, my charm

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
I think I do. Coupled with OCD, it just doesn't bode well for me.

15. What's your name?
God is my Judge

16. Middle Name?
Lee

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1.) So what chu wanna do? fart
2.) What chu wanna do? fart
3.) I wanna shoop! I don’t understand the fucking question

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Shoes
Cologne
T-shirts with Paris logos and shit on them

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Smoothies
Soy Lattes
water

20. Current worry?
The girl at Subway.

21. Current hate?
my fear

22. Favorite place(s) to be?
beach

23. How did you ring in the New Year?
breakdancing at a friends

24. Where would you like to go?
South Beach, Miami. Also, Lido Beach Sarasota

25. Do you own slippers?
a few

26. What shirt are you wearing?
PARIS 2007

27. Favorite colors?
Blue, Green, and Orange

28. Would you be a pirate?
Like, Butt Pirate? Tampa celebrates pirates every Feb, and butt pirates ever Friday night.

29. Are you happy?
Not really.

30. Do you sing?
yeah, sometimes.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Alien

32. What's in your pockets right now?
nothing

33. Best bed sheets?
900 count Egyption Cotton white something or other.

34. Worst injury you've ever had?
Sprange Ankel. Also when I was a kid I got stung all over my body.

35. Who is your loudest friend?
Glen Burger, aka DJ Powder. I love him, and havent' seen him in years.

36. Who is your most silent friend?
Jared. He's painfully shy and always wants to just sleep with me and spend time with me. I think he generally hates everybody else.

37. Does someone have a crush on you?
Actually a few folks. But it's only a crush--nothing serious will come of it.

38. Do you wish on shooting stars?
fuck no

39. What is your favorite candy?
Chacba's choclateer makes great Truffles in Tampa. Uber awesome Capacino Truffles.

40. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
That Jeoffrey Osborne "woo woo" song

41. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
I don't want a funeral.

42. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night
Sleeping

43. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
OK, this one is actually too personal for me

CarrieMpls said:

I forgot that she did that (it's Tom all the way, for me). To be frank, she's a friend of a friend and I didn't care much for her, so I can't judge her music objectively. Aren't all of her songs covers?

1. Wheres your fave orger?
Don't have a favourite.

2. What is your favorite possession?
Studio Les Paul guitar, for now.

3. Do you own a gun?
I own a fake shotgun. It would still serve as a lethal blunt object.

4. Whats one thing you wish you could tell your last X?
Sorry we drifted apart.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No.

6. favorite grill food?
Burgers or something ka-bobbed.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Stop the Cavalry. I'm not sure it's an xmas tune, but I always hear it that time of the year. It sounds like a drunken Canadian marching band, & I love it.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee.

9. Can you do push ups?
Last I checked...

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Last I checked...

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My medical bracelet that says 'Diabetic' but doesn't tell you what to do about it...

12. Do you take painkillers?
Avoid at all costs. 'Pain is weakness being shed' and soforth.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My irreverance for pretty much everything.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Nope.

15. What's your name?
Ben.

16. Middle Name?
Frazier

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1.) How am I going to get done all the things I need to get done?
2.) How long will this take?
3.) What do I really not need to get done?

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1.) A diet Cola.
2.) Beef Chow Yuk
3.) Americano (reverse order)

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1.) coffee
2.) beer
3.) water

20. Current worry?
I shouldn't be a buck ninety. I should be a buck seventy five.

21. Current hate?
Ambiguity and equivocation.

22. Favorite place(s) to be?
The junction.

23. How did you ring in the New Year?
with friends.

24. Where would you like to go?
West, about 9 miles.

25. Do you own slippers?
Yes.

26. What shirt are you wearing?
Faconnable short-sleeve seersucker vertical striped in soft blues, yellows, peaches and electric lime green.

27. Favorite colors?
blue and pink.

28. Would you be a pirate?
Hell yes. They are outlaws, right?

29. Are you happy?
Absolutely and consistently.

30. Do you sing?
Hell yes. Well or not is another matter.

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ninjas.

32. What's in your pockets right now?
Loose change, Loose cash, cell phone & keys.

33. Best bed sheets?
Flannel, until the weather turns nice.

34. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken Arm. It broke all noodly like, all accordian like.

35. Who is your loudest friend?
Heather

36. Who is your most silent friend?
I can't think of any!

37. Does someone have a crush on you?
I secretly imagine that everyone does.

38. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Sometimes. But I can't recall a single thing I ever wished...

39. What is your favorite candy?
Don't really eat candy.

40. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
It's always been 'Adore', but we haven't had this discussion in over 5 years.

41. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
There's simply too much music I would love to share. Some of it would be a kiss off. I should create a mixed tape as a 'party favor'.

42. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night
Crawling into bed.

43. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Down, duke! Down!

1. Wheres your fave orger?
Where they're suppose to be... or maybe not

2. What is your favorite possession?
Me

3. Do you own a gun?
No but I'm getting one

4. Whats one thing you wish you could tell your last X?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No

6. favorite grill food?
burgers

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
The Little Drummer Boy, This Christmas

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water

9. Can you do push ups?
Yes

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My dad's wedding ring

12. Do you take painkillers?
Yes.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My mojo

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Yes over the last few years

15. What's your name?
Why?

16. Middle Name?
Why?

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1.) Deadlines
2.) More Meetings
3.) I need a drink

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1.)

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1.) Water
2.) CranApple juice...Vodka... Hypnotic w/vodka
3.) Hennessey Privilege

20. Current worry?
None

21. Current hate?


22. Favorite place(s) to be?
Bed

23. How did you ring in the New Year?
On the Org

24. Where would you like to go?


25. Do you own slippers?
Yes

26. What shirt are you wearing?
None

27. Favorite colors?
Burnt Orange, Red, Black

28. Would you be a pirate?
Yes, Absolutely

29. Are you happy?
No, not really

30. Do you sing?
Yes

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghost

32. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing

33. Best bed sheets?
Egyptian cotton

34. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken Heart

35. Who is your loudest friend?
Me

36. Who is your most silent friend?
Me

37. Does someone have a crush on you?
So they say

38. Do you wish on shooting stars?
No

39. What is your favorite candy?
Turtles

40. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Not having one

41. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Bow Down and Worship Him

42. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night
Working

43. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I'm going to be phucking late for my meeting[/quote]

Ace said:

I don't know. I don't know much of her other than that cover and I simply adore it, but the song is amazing.

sexonseven said:

Thanx!


So here are the answers that sexonseven sent me:

>Ahem<

>Ah-h-h-hem!<




>'hem<




It depends on how I'm feeling at the moment.
Since right now, it's fanciful,
then I guess my answer would have to be
"In her ass."


Well, when it rang the buzzer down at the lobby, I pressed the button that unlocked the door.


Well, since I'm still feeling fanciful,
in her ass.


Yes. Big, orange, furry, battery-operated ones that look like Ben Grimm's (the Thing from the Fantastic Four) head, that say "It's clobberin' time!" every time you take a step.



A tight, mustard stained wife-beater T-shirt.
Along with no pants & a massive sombrero.



Black & white.
I know that those colors are bland,
but please take into account that for those who suffer from being color-blind (such as myself),
the range of spectric choices are pretty damn limited.


Aye, Mayte.


Aye, Mayte.


Aye, Mayte.





See answer to question #26.


Bounty.
But only cuz it's the quicker picker upper.


A busted cherry.
It's never healed since.


The chick who busted my cherry.


Some one whom I have entrusted the whereabouts of my secret stash of porn so that they may procceed with the process of destroying it should I ever be slain (God forbid).
The same someone whom I trust will not only be silent, but also keep an open mind upon finding said stash.

No, but someone does have a hammerlocke on me.
But don't worry.
I'm paying her to.


Sometimes.
If I really, really want something,
I might go down to the Hollywood Walk-Of-Fame & stand on Robert Downey Jr.'s name with my fingers crossed.

It used to be s'mores.
But then, as many of you know by now,
last time I tried making some,
I decided to try using my do-it-yourself crystal-meth micro-lab kit,
and it exploded.
It eventually led up to a massive confliguration that wiped out a large area of real estate, leaving many injured & a few slain.
Because of this, combined with the age that I am now,
I can't even look at any kind of sweets without automatically gaining a few pounds.
Which is quickly follwed by a triggering of a chain reaction of memories & emotions that results in me howling out a scream of primordial proportions & then eventually concluding with my body dissolving into a fetal-positioned, coma-like nap that can last anywhere between a few days to a couple of weeks.



I had "Always & Forever" played at mine.
The way that marriage turned out, I realize now that it shoulda been "Take The Money & Run".
This is the main reason why I now only date crack-whores.
She want's to shoot some fix, I want to shoot my wad.
We're just two people who each wants a a quick score then watch some TV.
Everybody wins.


I'm planning on just getting a DJ.


Running from the cops.
It took me almost until daybreak, but I finally lost 'em.
I know, I know..... you're wondering why it took me, a Puerto Rican, so long to finally give 'em the slip,
Well, it was because,
it wasn't until about three hours into the chase that I finally realized that the police were following the sound of "It'sclobberin'timeit'sclobberin'timeit'sclobberin'timeit'sclobberin'time...!!!!" coming from my slippers.
Goddamned Duracells!



While I can't exactly recall what the thought was,
I do remember that I named the thought Monique. (See answer to question #17)

AndGodCreatedMe said:

OK, you're on! I changed them once yesterday and today's change will take place in 15 minutes, so read the hilarious stuff I have up there QUICK.

1. Wheres your fave orger?
Washington State

2. What is your favorite possession?
my wits

3. Do you own a gun?
nope ..waving the love sign

4. Whats one thing you wish you could tell your last X?
i told u, 4 every cause there is an effect

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
depends on what type of test i'm taking

6. favorite grill food?
corn

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
12 days of christmas

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
coffee/ice coffee

9. Can you do push ups?
yes

10. Is your bathroom clean?
yes

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
my pendant and no that the piece of shit Prince was selling.

12. Do you take painkillers?
no

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
honesty

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
not that i'm aware of. but i can get distracted quickly

15. What's your name?
my earth name or the name I am truly born 2 b?

16. Middle Name?
don't have one

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1.) damn it's only 11:15 am
2.) did u get the crust out of u'r eye?
3.) i don't want 2 b at work 2day

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1.) coffee
2.) food
3.) gas

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1.)ice tea
2.) crystal lite (any flavor)
3.) ice coffee

20. Current worry?
finance

21. Current hate?
liars

22. Favorite place(s) to be?
mpls

23. How did you ring in the New Year?
with 2 of my closest friends and my mom

24. Where would you like to go?
chicago in july or wherever we decide 2 b

25. Do you own slippers?
naw

26. What shirt are you wearing?
a blue tropical shirt with a dragon on it

27. Favorite colors?
royal blue and purple

28. Would you be a pirate?
nope

29. Are you happy?
yes

30. Do you sing?
yes i do

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
the killer from the original version of when a stranger calls

32. What's in your pockets right now?
keys and money

33. Best bed sheets?
satin

34. Worst injury you've ever had?
8 stiches on my left ring finger

35. Who is your loudest friend?
dave..lol ..but then we're both of the same cloth

36. Who is your most silent friend?
he just recently passed away

37. Does someone have a crush on you?
hopefully

38. Do you wish on shooting stars?
never seen one 2 wish upon

39. What is your favorite candy?
vanilla sherbert

40. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Boriqua's anthem by C & C music factory

41. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
let everything that has breath praise the lord

42. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night
grocery shopping!

43. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
damn can't i sleep another 3 hours?

DaniDaniBoBani said:[quote]1. Wheres your fave orger?
Teaching in NJ at the moment

2. What is your favorite possession?
Any Prince CD that I have

3. Do you own a gun?
Nope!!!

4. Whats one thing you wish you could tell your last X?
nothing, why bother

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No

6. favorite grill food?
Steak

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Grandma got ran over by a rein deer

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
COCA COLA

9. Can you do push ups?
Yeah like 3

10. Is your bathroom clean?
yes

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Too many pieces to have a fav

12. Do you take painkillers?
Yes.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My booty

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
No

15. What's your name?
What's yours?
16. Middle Name?
Marie

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
what am i going to eat
when am i going to eat
I better eat


18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
a coke
a pair of shoes
a purse

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
coca cola
water


20. Current worry?
How am i going to lose weight

21. Current hate?
no hates

22. Favorite place(s) to be?
in bed

23. How did you ring in the New Year?
cant remember

24. Where would you like to go?
home

25. Do you own slippers?
yup

26. What shirt are you wearing?
a grey blouse

27. Favorite colors?
purple black grey

28. Would you be a pirate?
maybe

29. Are you happy?
not sure

30. Do you sing?
no

31. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
cocooy

32. What's in your pockets right now?
nothing

33. Best bed sheets?
???

34. Worst injury you've ever had?
a broken heart

35. Who is your loudest friend?
Michelle

36. Who is your most silent friend?
dont have one

37. Does someone have a crush on you?
I DONT THINK SO

38. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I have

39. What is your favorite candy?
LOOK bar

40. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
wedding????

41. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
venus de Milo, sometimes it snows in april

42. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night
asleep

43. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
need to pee