If you were an Org superhero, what special powers would you have?

I'd make eveyone here worship Tommy Lee

And then laugh hysterically...

applekisses said:

Id want to be able to conjure up storms and have lightning shoot from my...from my hand, yeah my hand.

CarrieLee said:

heh, heh! We know why you like him!

i have many, i can't disclose them to you, you'll have to observe for your self.
CAP-I-TAN KILLAPOST LIVES!!!
aka
the COMOCOSI THREADER
don't presume to tell me how to spell
my own fuckin name!!!

If I were an org superhero, I would have the special power of being able to communicate with Aardvarks...

CarrieLee said:

Oh and I want a cape too..yeah I now its 2002, but I still want a cape. Like that relative who was wearing one in Seinfeld. Imma scared of height s so if I could fly Id only go like 20 feet high. Id be flying barely over cars on the road real low. So I want to control storms(make them), shoot lightning, fly reral low adn flaot in the air, and have a cape.

IceNine said:

...and then the 21st parallel would fall and giant lobsters would crawl from the sky...

(oops, wrong thread...heh)

My superpower would be the ability to see people naked

Maybe Im just getting to be a perv in my old age

Much love Pochacco

Supernova said:

And Supernova will be the first and easiest to change over!!

applekisses said:

As the hammer of clortho fell, the penguin men sang "The Wibberly Wobberly Walk" and flogged themselves with feather pillows in the nude.

IceNine said:

Unrelenting Mastodons lapping pools of frozen radiator steam chatted about copper kettles and free masons...

CarrieLee said:

I already have my superpowers...my jaw unhinges

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

whewww! I bet that makes for some happy boyfriends!

I would stop all the non-sense on the site.

Everyone would get a free bottle of Hot Sauce.

I would cure Cancer and AIDS, and give hell to terrorist.


Then I'll have Prince and Jacko do a duet together.

I'd have a superlong stretchy tongue that would shoot out of my mouth and bitchsmack people upside the head.

applekisses said:

...and the frozen tundra burst into life as the mighty Rhino stomped the life out of the last rose of the summer.

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[This message was edited Tue Sep 24 10:07:42 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Aah! The man of my dreams.

AaronForever said:

you are one unhappy person, huh? :LOL:

SkletonKee said:

no, i'm blissed

Now that I think about it, I'd change myself into a cat so I can lick my own...

applekisses said:

verrry happy

IceNine said:

More than 10,000 aggie marbles rolled down a hill covered in threads of silk that created a lusious carpet...giggling and laughing as each one was tickled by the softness...

2 ban ignorant ppl from ever visiting the site again and i'd b able 2 fly anywhere i wanted so i could get 2 everyone

Pochacco said:

(look on my face after I undressed pochacco with my eyes)

applekisses said:

The venomous vixen was busy murdering the mailman as the pope rode by on a tricycle with a midget on a leash.

Well, SuperAero sounds like someone who would be blowing superair out of somewhere. And blowing it of of your mouth has been done, so...