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PrintableI lie about the size of my cock. If I told the truth, that it's 14" long on the soft, it'd scare most ppl off, so I say six inches | |
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For me, having someone tell me after the act that I was much bigger than they thought was a good feeling....whether they were lying or not wasn't an issue for me..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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Imago said: Guys with big dicks are much more confident.
Guys with big muscles come in a close second. Guys with big dicks and big muscles are scary. I mean, S-c-a-r-y.  | |
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LittleSmedley said: I lie about the size of my cock. If I told the truth, that it's 14" long on the soft, it'd scare most ppl off, so I say six inches
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: I lie about the size of my cock. If I told the truth, that it's 14" long on the soft, it'd scare most ppl off, so I say six inches
see what I mean?  | |
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LittleSmedley said: jess555ja said: see what I mean? I'd still let ya do me though 'cause you're Smedley  | |
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: see what I mean? I'd still let ya do me though 'cause you're Smedley  | |
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: see what I mean? I'd still let ya do me though 'cause you're Smedley  | |
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LittleSmedley, I'm still waiting for your photo!  | |
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: see what I mean? I'd still let ya do me though 'cause you're Smedley Ménage à trois!  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley, I'm still waiting for your photo!
 i'll let you know when i've got some!
anyway, u've got some great pics of FuNkensteiN to keep you going for a while | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: jess555ja said: I'd still let ya do me though 'cause you're Smedley Ménage à trois! You're so freaky! You are always lookin' for a ménage à trois | |
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jess555ja said: FuNkeNsteiN said: Ménage à trois! You're so freaky! You are always lookin' for a ménage à trois Actually, in real life, I dunno if I'd really care for a ménage à trois
I do like a buttload of other freaky stuff though  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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LittleSmedley said: jess555ja said: LittleSmedley, I'm still waiting for your photo!
i'll let you know when i've got some!
anyway, u've got some great pics of FuNkensteiN to keep you going for a while  You saw me drooling over FuNkensteiN, huh? I couldn't help it. He has a lovely face. | |
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ArielB said: Lothan said: I was told once that the guy was a "grower". I started wondering if I needed to sprinkle his schlong with some Miracle-Gro or something.
It's called spit  | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: jess555ja said: You're so freaky! You are always lookin' for a ménage à trois Actually, in real life, I dunno if I'd really care for a ménage à trois
I do like a buttload of other freaky stuff though  | |
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It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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jess555ja said: LittleSmedley said: i'll let you know when i've got some!
anyway, u've got some great pics of FuNkensteiN to keep you going for a while You saw me drooling over FuNkensteiN, huh? I couldn't help it. He has a lovely face.
You siding with Smedley again?!? Gah, I have to post weird-ass pics of Benny Hill too, so I'll continue being your #1 org crush!
 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: jess555ja said: You saw me drooling over FuNkensteiN, huh? I couldn't help it. He has a lovely face.
You siding with Smedley again?!? Gah, I have to post weird-ass pics of Benny Hill too, so I'll continue being your #1 org crush!
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FuNkeNsteiN said:[quote] jess555ja said: You saw me drooling over FuNkensteiN, huh? I couldn't help it. He has a lovely face.
You siding with Smedley again?!? Gah, I have to post weird-ass pics of Benny Hill too, so I'll continue being your #1 org crush!
[quote] she has a Benny fetish 
let's set this menage a trois off | |
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LittleSmedley said:[quote]FuNkeNsteiN said:[quote] jess555ja said: You saw me drooling over FuNkensteiN, huh? I couldn't help it. He has a lovely face.
You siding with Smedley again?!? Gah, I have to post weird-ass pics of Benny Hill too, so I'll continue being your #1 org crush!
she has a Benny fetish
let's set this menage a trois off fucking wish me happy birthday on my birthday thread dammit..
or I wont speak to you again..  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: fucking wish me happy birthday on my birthday thread dammit..
or I wont speak to you again..  I didn't see that thread! there in a jiffy | |
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LittleSmedley said: REDFEATHERS said: fucking wish me happy birthday on my birthday thread dammit..
or I wont speak to you again.. I didn't see that thread! there in a jiffystill 
I think you should  me and wish me a happy one in person I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: LittleSmedley said: I didn't see that thread! there in a jiffystill
I think you should me and wish me a happy one in person Take a picture of him!!!!! | |
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jess555ja said: REDFEATHERS said: still
I think you should me and wish me a happy one in person Take a picture of him!!!!! How? On the phone?
he hasnt even posted on my bday thread, he surez hell aint gonna give me his number
> [Edited 6/20/07 8:40am] I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: jess555ja said: Take a picture of him!!!!! How? On the phone?
he hasnt even posted on my bday thread, he surez hell aint gonna give me his number
> [Edited 6/20/07 8:40am] Oh shit! I read it wrong. I thought you meant for him to meet you in person!
Forget it | |
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Lothan said: Why do guys lie about penis size?
 did somebody make you fall for the banana in the tailpipe? | |
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What pisses me off is a man who says he love to make love, and only can last 3 minutes..
What is that shit? What he should say is I love to get off. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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brownsugar said: Lothan said: Why do guys lie about penis size?
did somebody make you fall for the banana in the tailpipe?
they lie about height and penis size 
They lie because SIZE DOES MATTER...!!!!! | |
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Rhondab said: brownsugar said: did somebody make you fall for the banana in the tailpipe?
they lie about height and penis size
They lie because SIZE DOES MATTER...!!!!! | |
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