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My mail man... asked a neighbor yesterday if we were alive... I didn't get the mail the last 4 days and he reported to the neighbor he "smelled something fowl" coming from our house! 
You wait til I see that bald headed bitch Sat!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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So what's the smell?  | |
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maybe you have a dead squirrel in your mailbox!
(and NO, imago, that's not gay code for anything  ) | |
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Anxiety said: maybe you have a dead squirrel in your mailbox!
(and NO, imago, that's not gay code for anything ) | |
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oh lawd, when a gay man posts "My mailman" I expect more from the thread! | |
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I used to not like may mailman cause he wouldn't even acknowledge me when I said hello to him, but over the 3 years I've lived there, I've finally won him over. Now he waves and smiles. |
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Anxiety said: maybe you have a dead squirrel in your mailbox!
(and NO, imago, that's not gay code for anything )I just saw this 
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You can contact the postmaster general and have him fired! | |
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i've never even seen my postal person.  | |
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wlcm2thdwn said: You can contact the postmaster general and have him fired!
I had to call our mail mans supervisor cause he keeps leaving our mail at other peoples homes and a lot of our mail is missing and we get a lot of mail thats not ours too. [Edited 6/20/07 8:20am] Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Anxiety said: maybe you have a dead squirrel in your mailbox!
(and NO, imago, that's not gay code for anything )Armageddon! "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 | |
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He smells dead people | |
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Imago said: oh lawd, when a gay man posts "My mailman" I expect more from the thread!
Me too! I was so hopin for pictures 
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veronikka said: wlcm2thdwn said: You can contact the postmaster general and have him fired!
I had to call our mail mans supervisor cause he keeps leaving our mail at other peoples homes and a lot of our mail is missing and we get a lot of mail thats not ours too. [Edited 6/20/07 8:20am] 
"...when you control the mail, you control...information!" | |
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Mach said:
He smells dead people
That's what I was thinking too! | |
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My neighbor said the mailman asked her if she wanted to have lunch, saying "and by lunch, I mean sex" My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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NDRU said: My neighbor said the mailman asked her if she wanted to have lunch, saying "and by lunch, I mean sex"
Why even bother to use a metaphor if you're spelling it out in the same sentence anyway? | |
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retina said: NDRU said: My neighbor said the mailman asked her if she wanted to have lunch, saying "and by lunch, I mean sex"
Why even bother to use a metaphor if you're spelling it out in the same sentence anyway? yeah, smooth line, right? My Legacy
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that just means he cares  life is but a dream... | |
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NDRU said: retina said: Why even bother to use a metaphor if you're spelling it out in the same sentence anyway? yeah, smooth line, right?
She said 'No', I take?? | |
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onenitealone said: NDRU said: yeah, smooth line, right?
She said 'No', I take?? "Yes" and by yes I mean "No!"
She was a weird girl, I don't know if that was the whole story. My Legacy
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NDRU said: retina said: Why even bother to use a metaphor if you're spelling it out in the same sentence anyway? yeah, smooth line, right? Yeah, super smooth.  I'm sure he thinks it's the result that counts though. Maybe it's worked on a dozen other housewives in the neighbourhood? "Sure I'd like a big serving of "lunch" *nudge nudge* *wink wink*".  | |
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retina said: NDRU said: yeah, smooth line, right? Yeah, super smooth. I'm sure he thinks it's the result that counts though. Maybe it's worked on a dozen other housewives in the neighbourhood? "Sure I'd like a big serving of "lunch" *nudge nudge* *wink wink*". He was weird, he was one of those mail men who knocked on the door and wanted to talk to all the women in the neighborhood. He stopped doing it when he learned I lived w/ my girlfriend, but had to find out if we were married. Just deliver the mail, please, no need to "deliver the mail!" My Legacy
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NDRU said: Just deliver the mail, please, no need to "deliver the mail!" | |
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