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Inspired by Lothan's thread - do you have a good COCK-DAR? Can u tell the size of a fella's schlong just by the way he looks, acts, etc?
have you ever got it disastrously wrong? Cock owners: Does your face say big, but your squeaky, high pitched voice say small? C'mon! Share your experiences with lots of random prince fans | |
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Can u tell the size of a fella's schlong just by the way he looks, acts, etc? No 
Have you ever got it disastrously wrong? Yes!  | |
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jess555ja said: Can u tell the size of a fella's schlong just by the way he looks, acts, etc? No
Have you ever got it disastrously wrong? Yes!  hallo Jess | |
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LittleSmedley said: jess555ja said: Can u tell the size of a fella's schlong just by the way he looks, acts, etc? No
Have you ever got it disastrously wrong? Yes! hallo JessHi baby!  | |
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I more so go for personality and stuff
but if I knew he was teeny weeny, like a Little Smedley, I maybe would have to pass But I would be grossed out if he stuffed shit in his crotch area, like tissues or smelly socks (like The Proclaimers did on Top of the Pops  ) to make it look bigger
Same for guys I expect when they think they have nabbed a girl with great knockers, but her chicken breasts fall out when she strips nekkid 
Terrible invention.. With me what you see is what you get Strip me nekkid and I can assure you, you get MORE than the eye can see..  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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whatthehell?!? 
 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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REDFEATHERS said: I more so go for personality and stuff
but if I knew he was teeny weeny, like a Little Smedley, I maybe would have to pass But I would be grossed out if he stuffed shit in his crotch area, like tissues or smelly socks (like The Proclaimers did on Top of the Pops ) to make it look bigger
Same for guys I expect when they think they have nabbed a girl with great knockers, but her chicken breasts fall out when she strips nekkid
Terrible invention.. With me what you see is what you get Strip me nekkid and I can assure you, you get MORE than the eye can see.. Damn girl! | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: whatthehell?!?
FuNkeNsteiN!!!  | |
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jess555ja said: FuNkeNsteiN said: whatthehell?!?
FuNkeNsteiN!!!  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
- Lammastide | |
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jess555ja said: REDFEATHERS said: I more so go for personality and stuff
but if I knew he was teeny weeny, like a Little Smedley, I maybe would have to pass But I would be grossed out if he stuffed shit in his crotch area, like tissues or smelly socks (like The Proclaimers did on Top of the Pops ) to make it look bigger
Same for guys I expect when they think they have nabbed a girl with great knockers, but her chicken breasts fall out when she strips nekkid
Terrible invention.. With me what you see is what you get Strip me nekkid and I can assure you, you get MORE than the eye can see.. Damn girl! Well come on.. I am au naturel.. as God made me.. I am a gift to men.. 
I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I more so go for personality and stuff
but if I knew he was teeny weeny, like a Little Smedley, I maybe would have to pass But I would be grossed out if he stuffed shit in his crotch area, like tissues or smelly socks (like The Proclaimers did on Top of the Pops ) to make it look bigger
Same for guys I expect when they think they have nabbed a girl with great knockers, but her chicken breasts fall out when she strips nekkid
Terrible invention.. With me what you see is what you get Strip me nekkid and I can assure you, you get MORE than the eye can see.. Did the proclaimers really do that?
They had great asses, I admit. | |
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sometimes, but generally no. |
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Imago said: REDFEATHERS said: I more so go for personality and stuff
but if I knew he was teeny weeny, like a Little Smedley, I maybe would have to pass But I would be grossed out if he stuffed shit in his crotch area, like tissues or smelly socks (like The Proclaimers did on Top of the Pops ) to make it look bigger
Same for guys I expect when they think they have nabbed a girl with great knockers, but her chicken breasts fall out when she strips nekkid
Terrible invention.. With me what you see is what you get Strip me nekkid and I can assure you, you get MORE than the eye can see.. Did the proclaimers really do that?
They had great asses, I admit. Fuck yeah, its a known fact.. come on they are ugly as fuck.. their voices are ok.. plastic surgery wasnt an option in those days, so what do they do? Fill their jeans with socks..
 its true.. ask any UK orger I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Fuck yeah, its a known fact.. come on they are ugly as fuck.. their voices are ok.. plastic surgery wasnt an option in those days, so what do they do? Fill their jeans with socks..
its true.. ask any UK orger take that back! 
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LittleSmedley said: REDFEATHERS said: Fuck yeah, its a known fact.. come on they are ugly as fuck.. their voices are ok.. plastic surgery wasnt an option in those days, so what do they do? Fill their jeans with socks..
its true.. ask any UK orger take that back!
sex in glasses | |
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LittleSmedley said: REDFEATHERS said: Fuck yeah, its a known fact.. come on they are ugly as fuck.. their voices are ok.. plastic surgery wasnt an option in those days, so what do they do? Fill their jeans with socks..
its true.. ask any UK orger take that back!
sex in glasses and  and  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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i haven't had that much experience with it, but so far, yup.  | |
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No, I can't really tell by the way he acts so I just ask or grab...which ever. | |
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