Has been staring at his drink for half an hour
when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his
drink and gu;ps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying.

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't
do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me.

"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
insurance."

"I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
still in the cab."

"At home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener."

"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life, then you show up and drink the damn poison."

funkpill said:

This story adds a new meaning to choose your poison.

Har har har