Come on, people - REACH FOR THE STARS!!!

Go that extra mile and think outside the box - WOW THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Seriously. Show them you're a tiger. Show them what you can do. Screw the frosted flakes part, you don't need no stupid cereal to be an overachiever.

GO GET 'EM!

CarrieMpls said:

^

Clearly, I can do better. I've already sullied the thread with my mediocrity. I realize this. Give me a minute.

CarrieMpls said:

I think we've identified a GROWTH AREA for you to work on.

But if I did that, I couldn't be here!

RodeoSchro said:

Everybody multitasks these days. I think you need to rethink your capabilities and get off the porch - the big dogs can't wait for you forever!

Shut the hell up

Mercury is in retrograde for Gemini's so I ain't even givin' half today.

Imago said:

that's not a quality of a winning attitude. i'm thinking you might want to take a time out and do a little self-evaluation. ask yourself this: what is the anatomy of a winner? do you have those parts? do you need to work out your positivity muscles? i think you need to massage those parts of your attitude that promote positive thinking. touch yourself. go on.

eleven said:

then you, my friend, are the complete opposite of a winner. and don't go running to a loser jungle because even losers give failure their all. i'm afraid you're all by yourself on this one.

Anxiety said:

Well, since you digressed into masturbatory analogies, I'll give it a try.

Anxiety said:

LOL @ this thread and that stock photo. *DEAD*

(looks in mirror) i'm a tiger. I'M A TIGER!! RRRARRRRR

thanks anx! today is the first day of the rest of my life

Man! I want a Little Debbie Pecan Spinwheel

Mara said:

Just remember - everyone is unique, so don't go thinking you're special.

Can I crash and burn like a tiger?

LittleSmedley said:

Don't go too crazy with this - remember, you also have many flaws, and it's up to you to identify them and punish yourself for them.

This is weird.

Fauxie said:

I have to respond to this, don't I?

Anxiety said:

So, imago tells you to "shut the hell up" and you give him a heartfelt motivational speech...*I* tell you the universe and planets have aligned to make my life crap for a little while and you completely give up on me?!? Jeesh.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Too weird

eleven said:

I'm just telling you how it is on the streets, dude. But fine. Your halfassedry is going to summon a hoarde of flying pink horses to visit you with baskets of marshmallows and honey, and they're all going to seranade you with a rousing version of "Almost Paradise" then shoot hundred dollar bills out of their asses for you. IS THAT BETTER?!?

I don't care enough to say "Fuck You". No, I won't say it.

eleven said:

Ummmm...Mercury's in retrograde for everyone.

But as a Gemini with Mercury in Gemini (which is a double right about now), I feel ya.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Is it so weird to ACHIEVE?

Anxiety said:

lil better.

live4lust said:

you're just afraid to take the horn by the balls.

Anxiety said:

No, I believe you reached your quota with the last orgnote.