(for oldpurple)
Gay flight Attendant

The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put
your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and calmly said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out
rank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

purpleunderground said:

for me awww thanks and

purpleunderground said:

LOL!!!

you!

Didn't someone post this on another thread a while back?
Anyway, this shit is funny

"Tray up, bitch." new siggy material.