oh god, i hate flip flops

this thread is more about YOU than it is about ME, isn't it?

that hurts.

Number23 said:

I'm not gay. Your multi-coloured postings won't turn me so, but I like you sentiments, so you've 60 seconds - GO!

Anxiety said:

I promise, right after I've gone and got ME a beer and hopefully not gotten stabbed it'll be all YOU! I swear!

Fauxie said:

I'm not gay either. It's quite tragic. I'd be a fantastic homosexual, but body hair, penises and testicles revolt me. I can't even look at my own. That's why I dress as a lady.

minneapolisgenius said:

Crazy pretty.

Signed with the jackalope.

Just sayin'

Number23 said:

So you're like a less witty, Scottish, Eddie Izzard?

Fauxie said:

Wow, that was actually far more distressing than I thought it'd be. I alluded to it, but I didn't honestly believe I'd get stabbed tonight, considering the roughly 1 in 10 odds. Those drunks on the corner with their anti-foreigner rhetoric had me on the run, so to speak. As in, I ran like a bitch, with 7eleven bag and cigarette in hand.

Holy shit.

where you live sounds nice. want to switch and live in chicago for a while? my neighborhood 7-11 is peaceful. i buy big gulps full of ice from them all the time and they shower me with affection.

Anxiety said:

Why do I get the feeling that that post was such an effort for you?

Sure, my heart is still beating like a mutha (literally, I was running ), so that sounds good to me. Big gulp, whatever, I'll take it. Switch for 6 months, no worries. Just keep buying Mon ramen and make sure she gives the bottles to the bottle guy. Touch her up occasionally to make her feel wanted too. I'll hold the fort in Chicago until you get back.

Fauxie said:

oh, you know what?

actually, i'm going to be relocating to another state within the next six months. so, like, if you could just go ahead and coordinate all that for me while i'm fondling mon with ramen noodles, that would be great.

Anxiety said:

Hang on, where are you relocating to?

Fondling with the... I hope you're going to eat those after. If you're going to live on a Thai budget you're going to have to understand that any foodstuffs used during sex must be coordinated with meal times and can't be wasted!

Fauxie said:

oh, i'm moving up north-ish a spell.

as for the noodle-humping, do you have that chili sauce with the rooster on it? hot cock sauce? if you have that i'll eat post-coital ramen. i'll eat just about anything if you dump a bunch of hot cock sauce on it.

shut up.

Anxiety said:

I sure hope you mean north-ish as in 'here be rain' rather than really up north-ish as in 'here be dragons, and JustErin's hair, but still, dragons'

You are a bad Taoist, no matter what you don't eat, and I'm going to own you during quiet study time.

Quieter study time than this!!!

i'm TOTALLY a bad taoist. if i said i were a good taoist, i'd be even worse.

i don't know if i want to divulge in this thread where i'm moving. i don't know how i want to announce it. i'm just moving a state or two north-ish.

Why don't you just pull a Danimago and stalk him

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Oh please!!!!!

It's not ike I've ever been to his HOUSE or anything!!!!

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Anx, if you ever have a night stalker you know who it is!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

some night stalker. fyi, she wears a reflective fanny pack.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

I wonder if you're a worse Taoist than I am. I'm a very good one in my brain. Just not in my actions. But I'm not moving towards Canada.

Fauxie said:

well, i'm moving to somewhere with a lower cost of living and a lot of hippies. if i can find a water buffalo i'll use that instead of u-haul.

Anxiety said:

Replace 'cost' with 'quality', 'hippies' with 'hookers' and 'u-haul' with 'taxi-shaped rat formations' we'd be neighbours!

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