Fauxie said:

True....no need for them to show up on the Dr. Phil show years from now blaming me for the flaming turd their lives became because I attempted to keep them from achieving their goals.....

weepingwall said:

getting laid once in a while might help

reneGade20 said:

True, but those mofos are ambitious so the main thing is not to get jealous. Let 'em out for some air and the next thing they're CEO's of major corporations. Just sayin'

Fauxie said:

reneGade20 said:

Have a complaint with Google, take it up with my left testicle.

I was driving to work today and saw something new. A guy in a dually-Chevy truck had a unique ornament hanging from his trailer hitch. Yep, it was a super-sized replication of a set of testicles. Dangerously close to dragging the ground. The thought of seeing that was too painful so I passed him.

I think it would be funny if a girl was driving that truck and had a bumpersticker that said, "Look what I did to my last boyfriend. So do you REALLY want to tailgate me?"

This seems like the appropriate place to mention that.

Fauxie said:

WTF? I'm as confused/amused by this as I am by your comment about xEFx's picture and your wifes...nevermind!

RipHer2Shreds said:

Oh, that.

I can clear that, and this too actually, up with one beer. I mean word: beer

PANDURITO said:

This is at least in the running for "thread title of the year"... but Imago's "I've never tasted my own sperm" thread is back, it may over shadow a mere "balls" thread

CalhounSq said:

Of course, and Imago's already started 20 out of the last 21 threads containing the word 'balls' so there's no doubt, in mind mind at least, that the 'tasted my own sperm' thread is going to triumphantly jizz all over itself when it comes to the announcement of org thread of the year.

Fauxie said:

PANDURITO said:

[recant]He's set the bar for sanity pretty low, so I think we're doin' okay.[/recant]

And after having read the post that preceeds mine when I hit the PREVIEW POST button, I recant what I just typed.
[Edited 6/14/07 7:52am]

RipHer2Shreds said:

But you didn't recant it.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Done!

My husband adjusts several times a day for whatever reason, usually because he's squishing them somehow between his legs.

CortestheKiller said:

You have nice cheeks.

Fauxie said:

You have an awesome bum. May I inquire as to how it is doing, dear?

CortestheKiller said:

Why thank you. Yes, you may. It is doing quite well. I trust yours is doing similarly so?

Fauxie said:

Oh of course. My bum is doing absolutely fantastic.

Balls have rights!

CortestheKiller said:

Of course it is! Sitting on stuff, being at the top of your legs when they walk you around places, getting a penis put inside... your bum is top notch!

CalhounSq said:

2 of my threads got blocked as I was getting too naughty! I can't believe those threads survive!

LittleSmedley said:

U know about Gt Yarmouth? Hold on, you know where I live I love Yarmouth. Lots of easy "ahem" foriegners done there, chavs too LOL, but its also pretty rough. But we can handle it.

veronikka said:

I dont think women ever think about it? How it can be annoying sometimes, and my balls are small at that. What about pardonme4livin? Lets spare a thought for these people.

Yes, I can totally relate. Medium size here. Sometimes they'll be in the way and then BLOOP, they adjust. Sometimes it hurts.

The first time I did the AIDS BIKE RIDE, I was completely crotch numb. It was very very scary. That was the only time they didn't bother me or were in the way.

M

it's so nice being female.

M

evenstar3 said:

Ur lucky. Ur private parts are tucked in. Also, shaving balls is not nice. Gotta be really careful. But then, if you shave 'em, they sweat more, so either way, ur screwed as girls in my experience do not like hairy balls LOL