Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop?"

That's just as bad as this joke:-

I went into a fancy clothes shop and was looking around and asked the shop assistant to show me something cheap in a frock - she showed me a mirror!!

blueblossom said:

The mirror was in a Frock?

OR:

Went to the Dr because I had wind and he gave me a kite

OR:

Went to the pub and met a man and after many drinks he asked he could go to my place and make love to me - Oh you don't want to do that, said I, it'll be like making love to a fresh corpse.

The next day I met him again with a shovel, What are you doing with that then, I'm going grave digging he said.....blooming cheek.....eh?

Steadwood said:

No - ya dope - I was in the frock in the mirror.....gawd help us....
[Edited 6/14/07 15:21pm]

blueblossom said:

Now I'm really confused

Steadwood said:

you are a wind up merchant.....

oldpurple said:

funny thing about this joke is I know a couple of guys in IT and all they talk about is PC stuff no matter what the conversation is about

blueblossom said:

I swear ... I know nothing about cclocks!