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PrintableImago said: this god damned keyboard is jankity with the keys all in the wrong place and shit: That's only in Germany, not a european thing.....get used to it! Imago said: I will be so fucking glad to get back home where Mrs.liberty greets me and waits to serve me any god damned thing i want in a card board cup. with a smile, and in a motherfuckin smoke free environment
we're fuckin' hardcore.....must be hard for a pussy to adjust! (we're becoming smoke-free soon though) Imago said: oh. You know how Anx has a really nice ass? Appereantly Germen men disovered his glutacular secret, cause their asses are like little hot buttered muffins in designer labels. More about that when I get back to US soil.
; [Edited 6/11/07 7:35am] I feel sorry for you that you're coming back from Europe and all you can do is make references to Anx's ass.....  | |
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so how did you get around the self-manipulation issue? | |
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Anxiety said: so how did you get around the self-manipulation issue?
Imago said: oh, and for the god damed record, EuroRail specifically (die bahn) is qod sent gift of wanking paradise on long trips. Clean, private, sound insolated, and with plenty of toilet paper and shit.
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INSATIABLE said: Anxiety said: so how did you get around the self-manipulation issue?
Imago said: oh, and for the god damed record, EuroRail specifically (die bahn) is qod sent gift of wanking paradise on long trips. Clean, private, sound insolated, and with plenty of toilet paper and shit.
i must have blocked that out of my mind the first time i read that post. or, more likely, i didn't read this thread very well. | |
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Anxiety said: INSATIABLE said: i must have blocked that out of my mind the first time i read that post. or, more likely, i didn't read this thread very well. I just feel bad for the next poor bastard who had to use the john to take a leak. "What the...it smells like sweat, shame, and hair gel in here." [Edited 6/11/07 10:41am] Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Anxiety said: i must have blocked that out of my mind the first time i read that post. or, more likely, i didn't read this thread very well. I just feel bad for the next poor bastard who had to use the john to take a leak. "What the...it smells like sweat, shame, and hair gel in here." [Edited 6/11/07 10:41am]  |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ***mustvisitGermany....check****
M AND The Netherlands!! 
Please??  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: ***mustvisitGermany....check****
M AND The Netherlands!!
Please?? I'm working on it! I want to go to Spain, The Netherlands and of course I have to revisit England for a second. Hopefully next year. God willing. 
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: AND The Netherlands!!
Please?? I'm working on it! I want to go to Spain, The Netherlands and of course I have to revisit England for a second. Hopefully next year. God willing.
M Austria is beautiful as well  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I'm working on it! I want to go to Spain, The Netherlands and of course I have to revisit England for a second. Hopefully next year. God willing.
M Austria is beautiful as well That's it. I'm winning the lotto so that I can go to Australia as well. That is my decision. Oh to dream.... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Serious said: Austria is beautiful as well That's it. I'm winning the lotto so that I can go to Australia as well. That is my decision. Oh to dream.... M AUSTRIA not Australia   With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: That's it. I'm winning the lotto so that I can go to Australia as well. That is my decision. Oh to dream.... M AUSTRIA not Australia Oops. I'm so sorry!!!!! Yeah, there too. At least it's close to Germany. Hmmm, maybe I can go to the Czech Rep. too. They grow them big there.... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: AND The Netherlands!!
Please?? I'm working on it! I want to go to Spain, The Netherlands and of course I have to revisit England for a second. Hopefully next year. God willing.
M
Bring your bike!  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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I'm going to the airport in 30 minutes. lookout America | |
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Imago said: I'm going to the airport in 30 minutes. lookout America
Looking up the number to homeland security as we speak... | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Imago said: I'm going to the airport in 30 minutes. lookout America
Looking up the number to homeland security as we speak... | |
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Hey Imago... When you were in Europe, did you get round to tasting your own sperm??
And if so, could you do it on your own continent next time? Jeeeezus I've never inserted a courgette into my anus, but if I did , I wouldn't do it on american soil for the first time  [Edited 6/12/07 3:58am] | |
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LittleSmedley said: Hey Imago... When you were in Europe, did you get round to tasting your own sperm??
And if so, could you do it on your own continent next time? Jeeeezus I've never inserted a courgette into my anus, but if I did , I wouldn't do it on american soil for the first time
[Edited 6/12/07 3:58am] What a stunning visual. |
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Imago said: today is our last day in Europe, and i have had a blast:
this god damned keyboard is jankity with the keys all in the wrong place and shit: anyways; as much as i loved it here. I will be so fucking glad to get back home where Mrs.liberty greets me and waits to serve me any god damned thing i want in a card board cup. with a smile, and in a motherfuckin smoke free environment
oh. You know how Anx has a really nice ass? Appereantly Germen men disovered his glutacular secret, cause their asses are like little hot buttered muffins in designer labels. More about that when I get back to US soil.
; [Edited 6/11/07 7:35am] hey man. i miss the US too. say hi to her for me. 
p.s. your sperm thread really grossed me out.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: LittleSmedley said: Hey Imago... When you were in Europe, did you get round to tasting your own sperm??
And if so, could you do it on your own continent next time? Jeeeezus I've never inserted a courgette into my anus, but if I did , I wouldn't do it on american soil for the first time
[Edited 6/12/07 3:58am] What a stunning visual. its a haunting image, for sure | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: AND The Netherlands!!
Please?? I'm working on it! I want to go to Spain, The Netherlands and of course I have to revisit England for a second. Hopefully next year. God willing.
M be there in March or April next year PLEAAAAASE?  | |
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:giggle; Havent heard a word from him.... I hope the authorities werent TOO hard on him!  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: :giggle; Havent heard a word from him.... I hope the authorities werent TOO hard on him!
Was just thinking the exact same thing. |
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He's hands must be too tired to type after catching up on his wanking.
Maybe he tried to sneak too much thru customs too! No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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LittleSmedley said: Hey Imago... When you were in Europe, did you get round to tasting your own sperm??
And if so, could you do it on your own continent next time? Jeeeezus I've never inserted a courgette into my anus, but if I did , I wouldn't do it on american soil for the first time
[Edited 6/12/07 3:58am] actually, I still have not tasted my own sperm | |
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