Hey Org, it's the Captain here. Yes, I'm still stuck on the island on nimble, left-handed podiatrists. Just wanted to relay a message from GottaLetitgo,who as you know is the Captain's alter-ego. Gotta wanted me to tell you that he no longer feels comfortable using his own voice around here and has decided instead to make all of his various points known through a collection of alter-egos such as myself. Gotta is not really sure of his place on the Org anymore, or if he even has a place, and since his own voice is so damn boring, he's just going to pretend to be a lot of other people or something. It's kind of confusing. He was crying through most of his long winded explanation so bear with the Captain if I don't have a lot of details. So anyway be on the lookout for more of the Captain, Cow, and whoever else he's got in there. Oh, and I don't have confirmation on this but I think he might be pretending to be Justin Timberlake too.

so he's going through a kind of a mid-life-identity-crisis. howe about an alter that incorporates the best of all worlds? CaptainCowChaosGottaJustinLetItTimberlakeGo?

just my 2c .5 cents

XxAxX said:

I think Gotta is going to bring back AndrewRidgeley too which complicates things,

Man this thread sucks...

I just haven't had anything happen to my pants recently.

S'up Cap'n.

CaptainChaos said:

The org will forever remember Gotta's "mom" pants story

I'm not complaining, really I'm not, but you would think a thread entitled "GottaLetitgo Retired" would get more than 55 views.

I have finally figured out what the Org reminds me of. When I was in college I had these great roommates, most of them with lilting Hugh Grant-esque English accents, and damn if every time we went out they didn't get all the ladies. I am not an ugly guy, mind you, but they had that Euro charm or whatnot that I lacked and I would be sitting in the bar going "What the hell" as they would all leave one by one and I would be stuck with the lonely walk home.

Which is why sometimes I go, "Why do I even come here?". There are other Orgs out there. Lionelrichie.Org. Eldebarge.Org. Chrisdeburgh.Org. I could probably go on any of those and be a smash on them and have people breathlessly anticipating my next post. But dang it, I like you people and I like Prince and this site makes me laugh every day and I like to laugh so there you go.

On the Org right now, I feel very much like Prince during his troubled 94-95 era.

GottaLetitgo said:

i feel you. lately i think that ChristopherWalkenForPreisdent.ORG is FAR more amusing than this place.

GottaLetitgo said:

Who's over there? 2 people?

The Informer in your avvie is worse than Hootie and Vanilla Ice combined.

AnckSuNamun said:

I'm one of the two.

Though,
I think that there's a strong possiblity that I might be that other person's alter.

Illustrator said:

i miss cow.

madartista said:

me toooo. Cow used to mooove me with her posts

GottaLetitgo said:

The reminds me. I heard el debarge last night. Memories.

I miss the Captain.

oh god, this thread is lame.....

abierman said:

This thread kind of reminds me of my car, It's a 97 Honda Civic and it has had the "check engine" light on for a week or so. It runs but it's all shaky and I know that I am going to have to take it to the shop but I won't really have any money until Friday so I just have to keep driving even though it could stop at any time.

I forgot my point.