I put far too much effort into this bee-yotch* to have it linger on a seventh page (plus it gives me a chance to correct my typo on "NURTURING"). So, if you see your name here, thank me profusely. If we've interacted and I've forgotten you, give me hell!

*Now with a bonus track!


Gee, I usually don't take part in threads like these 'cause I'm always afraid of forgetting somebody (I'm getting senile in my old age). But here goes.

To the following Orgers, WE. SPEAK. YOUR. NAMES:




ORGER MOST LIKELY TO GET THE "WE SPEAK YOUR NAMES" JOKE: shorty

MOST BUBBLY: DaniDaniBoBani

SHOULD QUIT SMOKING SO SHE'LL BE AROUND FOREVER FOR ME TO TALK TO: LleeLlee

SHOULD STOP BEING SO GODDAMN COOL (AND SMOKING !): Anx

MOST LIKELY TO TURN YOUR PHOTO INTO A WICKEDLY FUNNY GIF: Imago

BEST REPARTEE: CBorgman & Anx

SWEETEST GUY EVER: MiguelGomez

SWEETEST GAL EVER: Applekisses

BEST AVVIE AND CUTEST BANANA-NUT-BREAD-BAKER: ThreadCula

MOST NURTURING: Mach

TOUGHEST GUY WHO'S A TEDDYBEAR AT HEART: mdiver

MOST MYSTERIOUS: FatherMcMeeckle

MOST LIKELY TO TYPE "Moving to" and/or "Nonsense ": luv4u

MOST LIKELY TO THINK I DISLIKE HIM BUT I ACTUALLY MARVEL AT HIS WIT: fauxie

MOST LIKELY TO ACCOMPANY ME IN STALKING PJ HARVEY (AND MAKE IT A GREAT TRIP, WHETHER WE FOUND HER OR NOT): Supa

MOST LIKELY TO BE REFERRED TO BY ME AS A "CUTIE-PATOOTIE": BrownSugar

MOST LIKELY TO MAKE ME ENVIOUS BY HAVING EVERYTHING GOING FOR THEM: EvenStar3

MOST LIKELY TO KIDNAP AND RAPE TRENT REZNOR IN A THREEWAY WITH EVENSTAR3: Spooky

MOST LIKELY TO HANDCUFF THEMSELVES TO JACK WHITE: Sweeny

MOST LIKELY TO HANDCUFF THEMSELVES TO JIMMY PAGE IF TIME-TRAVEL WERE POSSIBLE: Minneapolis Genius

MOST LIKELY TO ACCOMPANY ME TO A SPRINGSTEEN SHOW AND MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUN: DiminutiveRocker

WISH THAT HE KNEW WHAT I KNOW NOW: Spats

ORGER I WOULD GRANT CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP TO IF I COULD: Ariel

HOTTEST LESBIAN-TURNED-BREEDER: FunkMistress

MOST BITTERSWEET YEAR: Jers (Gained FunkMistress but lost a ball team that doesn't blow )

MOST LIKELY TO ACCOMPANY ME IN STALKING NATALIE PORTMAN WHILE EXPLAINING THE ALLURE OF DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH: live4lust

BEST ORG PSYCHOANALYST: Blackadder

ORG PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MOST PROVOCATIVE THREADS: Dex

ORGER WHO SHOULD BE GETTING LAID LIKE CRAZY (HE PLAYS FUCKING GUITAR FOR CHRISSAKES!): NWF

MOST CREATIVE THREADS: 2the9s

MOST BADASS CHICK: CarrieLee

WIT-WITH-A-HEART-OF-GOLD: Illustrator

ADMIRE HER CANDOR: JustErin

MOST LIKELY TO BE BOUGHT A DRINK BY ME IN SEPTEMBER: CarrieMPLS

BEST ALTERS: GottaLetItGo

MOST LIKELY TO WATCH A REALITY TV MARATHON WITH ME: sosgemini; Madartista; Supa

HEARTS AND SOULS OF THE ORG: Shausler & Natisse

NEWEST ORG HEARTTHROB: Pasquerto

LIFE OF THE PARTY: Abierman

WISH I HAD HIS ENTHUSIASM: Karmatornado

SEXIEST NEWLYWED: Cortes

ORGER IN THE MOST-BRUCE-SPRINGSTEEN-FRIENDLY COUNTRY: Retina

MOST MUSICALLY-KNOWLEDGEABLE ORGER AND COOLEST CAT: theAudience

FITTEST ORGER: 1sexymf

MOST POPULAR ORGER: Muse

WOULD PROBABLY BE SEEING THE MOST ORG PENISES IF SHE WERE SINGLE: ZombieKitten

BEST AVVIE THAT WAS FORMERLY A PHOTO OF WOODY ALLEN: JDInteractive

BET SHE'D BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY ON A NIGHT OUT: RedFeathers

SHOULD START POSTING MORE AGAIN: HowComeUDontCallMeAnymore

MOST MISSED: Dansa, Byron, AzureStar, DOOK, Lollipop SammiJ

MOST WELCOME RETURN: Lothan

BEST WEBSITE CREATOR: Ben

MOST LIKELY TO BE REMINDED THAT HE'S A DUMBASS FOR FORGETTING SOMEONE: Ace
[Edited 6/7/07 12:45pm]

Hidden bonus track:

BEST USERNAME CONTAINING NO VOWELS: xplnyrslf

this is orgwhoredom taken to a whole 'nother level. i'm impressed!

Ace said:

You don't even understand how hard I whacked off when I found out you knew who Maria McKee was

I love our Peej connection

Ace said:

don't forget the "sometimes Y" rule

Ace said:

Fucking awesome!!!!!



You know me too well. Even if time travel weren't possible, hell I'd do it now.

Anxiety said:

It's "Ace's Orgy Awards: The New Master".

That'll be $31.21, please.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Fuck you, Ace!

Ace said:

Thank you, Ace. Even though it's kind of like when my kids tell me I'm their "favorite mother": I'm the only one!



I console him as best I can, but it probably doesn't mean much coming from a Boston chick.




Abso-fucking-lutely! He actually made Justin Timberlake hilarious, and that can't be easy.

Ace said:

with exclusive liner notes by michael musto and garrison keillor?!?


DUDE, I'M THERE!

NWF said:

"W" qualifies sometimes too!

NWF said:

It was meant as a compliment.

NWF said:

FunkMistress said:

You obviously haven't seen my fawning praise in the "Post your pic" thread.


That's him, too? I always skipped "JustinTimberlake"'s posts.

NWF said:

Oh, are you talking about the "CONTAINING NO VOWELS" thing? I thought you were referring to the "ORGER WHO SHOULD BE GETTING LAID LIKE CRAZY".

Ace said:

Spot-on and hysterically funny.

HOW COME I AM NEVER IN THESE LISTS...

Anxiety said:

If I throw in a holographic sticker, will you buy the Czech import?
[Edited 6/7/07 15:09pm]

weepingwall said:

I don't know you. Let's rectify that:

Why did you choose "weepingwall" as your username and what is the significance of your avatar?

P.S. I see by your profile that you're a Lou Reed fan. If you'll burn all your Morrissey/Smiths records, you're in!

Ace said:

well, i have no moz or smiths albums..so..i only have files..so yeah..

weepingwall is my favorite david bowie track..
and the avatar..."bleach" is all i can say.

Wow! 235 categories and still shut out.

MOST LIKELY TO MISS IMPORTANT ORGERS LIKE MYSELF: ACE

Great thread!!!

Thank you so much! You put a smile on my face

superspaceboy said:

Preach!!

Ace said:

As I said on the other thread, it is I who owes you the drink.

Thank you for including me.

superspaceboy said:

i remembered you! you were the first one!

....feeling like chopped liver....

Maybe he only mentioned people who think Diet Pepsi has more cola taste than Diet Coke.
[Edited 6/7/07 13:34pm]