This movie still makes me laugh like it's brand new.


Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't get dat help!

REDFEATHERS said:

I like corn! Taste good, keeps you regular.

RipHer2Shreds said:

sorry I havent seen Airplane in years but it was funny when I saw it..

Get out of here! I just added this movie to my list of favrites on Myspace yesterday. I had forgotten about it.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

I never saw this movie, but BET is trying to shove Soulplane down people's throats.