This has been one of the most fascinating threads I've read in a while.
And if I could count the hilarious comments that made me struggle to swallow my coffee correctly...

I gotta ask ya Richard..... how pretty is that foot?

I kinda find it interesting....but also a bit strange.... dude had the whole tamale right there, but chose to use something else....

I was listening to my boys just yesterday talk about this Opie & Anthony.... they said what I was thinking... for me, a woman puts her foot on my dick....it may start the party, but that's not where I'm finishing it....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

well, um, at least you know you've got sexy feet?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Damn, Richard, you must have extra sexy feet or sumthin'. Post a pic.

I haven't ever met anyone with a foot fetish but if someone even got near my feet I think they would be converted back to a non-fetish type of person. I don't find feet sexy though I understand why others do. I'm sorry you got left out Supa! Next time just kick him in the face and hopefully that will turn him off from the idea!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

OMFG!it is TOOOO early in the morning for me to be laughing this loud and this hard- my face hurts now!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Wedding ring OR a pearl ankle bracelet?


I think I can just stop having sex now. You seem to have everything covered between water drinking assholes and foot rapists....

i met these sort of lovers.

i hate it how your sock gets all wet because they lick and kiss it.

@ this thread

jtfolden said:

Yeah, I do have stories to tell

Ottensen said:

Your face?! Imagine how his foot feels!

JediTodd said:

Well, his foot, technically, got a rhythmic message and a protein conditioning lotion treatment. His other foot is probably jealous.

jtfolden said:

My right foot is Mother Theresa and my left foot is the Great Whore of Babylon

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

...better not tell the guy that, next time he'll want a little foot sandwich action.

jtfolden said:

The words "foot" and "sandwich" are just not right in the same sentence.

I love the expression used when you cook something that's really really tasty and good.

"I put my foot in that dish."





I think it's a Southern thing. Please correct me if I'm wrong.


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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Cheek said:

Cheek!

Any good foot stories you wanna share?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Hey Supa!

No foot stories!

At least not for sharing!

Cheek said:

Well I know Gods Seat has some scary ass foot stories I think he even ended up unknowinly on the net! Isty, wanna share?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He always has some of the best stories!

Okay, I think I have to send an orgnote to Lars cuz this foot thing is getting me excited!

wow

Cheek said:

He's one of the rare few here that can actually top my own scandal I'm cracking up because as he was talking to my foot, he was staring at it as if there were eyeballs underneath my toenails

:gazingdeepintoeyes:
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

@ this whole thread.

i do believe that this footworship of yours last night tops my
stomping experience though, lol.

the guy i ended up in bed with had me get naked, put my nikes
back on and walk across his chest and stand on his face



after a while he wanted me to go outside and get my shoes all
wet and muddy (it had been raining). then i trampled back in2
the house, leaving a trail of mud behind, stepped onto the
bed and ended up leaning with my two hands on the wall as one
foot stood firmly on his chest and the other was stuck in his
mouth as he licked off the mud and dirt



and all along his webcam was filming everything (i didn't c
that until we were almost done) he insured me he was only
filming his face and my feet



from the angle i guess he was kinda right, although i have
seen my feet pop up on one or two porn sites from time to
time, along with his 'cum' face choking on the nose of my
muddy shoes, lol.

the thing that cracked me up most was when i commented on
his dirty floor from my muddy footprints and he said

"if you force me to i will lick the floor clean all the
way from the bedroom to the front door"



i didn't make him though, i left in a hurry whilst he
was getting ready for the next round.

literally ran out of the house in my boxers and those
damn nikes with my clothes in one hand and my carkeys
in the other.

when i got home 30 minutes later i realised i hadn't
even turned on my headlights THAT's how shocked i was
from it all

Well this is pure innocence compared to that A friend of mine once became horrified when someone proposed to pay him to suck on his cheesy feet and I was like dude, your stupid, that's easy money

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lol i see those guys on the dutch chat all the time. they offer like
150 euros to suck your unwashed cheesy toes.

i asked one of them if he'd pay an extra 150 if i vomited during it,
cuz i just knew i'd have to in that situation, lol.

most horrible thing was he said "this is turning me on, can you come
over right now"



i had to take a shower like one of those assault victims in those
time life movies after that, lol.

Well I don't know if I could let my feet get cheesy but I would have no problem wearing some stinky old ass shoes with barefeet in the baking sun only to shove them stank pads in some dudes face for a little bit and come out of it with $300. I work much harder than that for less everyday at work!

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