I bought FutureLoveSex at Wal Mart last nite. (or whatever its called)


Now I'm gonna go listen to it while I make dessert for hot tub tonite where I hava a gut feeling I'm gonna get hit on my another chic. :gulp:

DRUNK

Tell me more about hot tub nite

REDFEATHERS said:

@ ANX.


Okay I have to hurry though cuz the ovens pre heating.


This chic I hang out with once in a while.....not OFTEN.

She always tickles me.

Like we'll be sitting in the grass with the kids....and she'll knock me down and tickle me.

So I'm like, okay fine....she's just into that.

So anyway, basically this girl hangs out with some good friends of mine on the reg....but she's just not my 'type'.

So I was takling to one of our mututal friends and I brought it up....I was like, Yeah like how ..... tickles people all the time....

and the girl was like HUHHHH??? SHE NEVER TICKLES PEOPLE AROUND ME!!!!

Sooooo

she always has us down to hot tub once a week or whatever.

Well she lives within walking distance of me....and she called yesterday and asked me to walk down tonite cuz she's gonna make me some drinks.....I'm like 'COOL!'.

But its just gonna be me n her.....

Am I paranoid????

LEBBISAN

I love that album.

So how do these tickles start? Does she have a glint in her eye? Where does she tickle? How do you react?

Answers to these questions will help us determine what the state of play is.

Anxiety said:

onenitealone said:

JustErin said:

Yeah, I really like how at the end of his songs (u think its the end) he adds some extra slow parts....wtf would that be called....kwim?

hey, wait. what does turning 12 have to do with ANY of this?

Anxiety said:

SexyBack. Nuff said.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

WHERE does she tickle you, I would like to know?
Dayum, I worked with a girl and she would always slap my ass when I was at the photocopier.. I was like wtf? But she would gimme a real teasy spank, wink at me and walk away smiling..


Cant you find another friend, or grab a girl off the street to come with you, so its safety in numbers??

DaniDaniBoBani said:

i don't understand your lesbian slang. i live in boystown, after all.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Thank you.

Lebbisan.

I would love to see you fake hooting with laughter, being tickled in the grass by another woman.

Awwww....


Some guys would pay for that.

No no. It was not the least bit sexy.

It was akward....and anyone would be able to tell I was faking and wanted her to stop.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

If it's making you uncomfortable, then it needs to stop.

See? I'm so ticklish that if anyone was foolish enough to try it, I'd probably snap their arm off.

onenitealone said:

I have to add.

This girl is totally sweet, and shes interesting too. Like we could talk for hours....I dunno.

But then she does weird stuff.

Like, she left me this voice mail asking me to teach her how to dance at my memorial day party cuz she heard from this other girl (the non tickeling girl) that she liked how I dance or whatever.

Then this other time we were all out shopping and she kept on picking out clothes for me. Which is fine, cuz I do the same thing....but she was ONLY picking them for ME.

.....and she stalks my myspace and doesn't even have a page.

She'll just be like, yeah I was checking your myspace and.....

WTF?

Sounds like you have an admirer.

sounds like a big ole crush

it will continue to grow if you do not kindly set some boundries



good luck

Mach said:

O GAWD!

Jer keeps making fun of me for it. Telling me I better not cheat with her.

Ps...I have to give ya this recipe when I feel like typing it all out. Its DELISH!

Anxiety said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Girl don't just laugh!

What do ya think?

I'm just being stupid?

Like if a chic DID hit on me in the hot tub it would be fine....but she's not the kind of chic I'd WANT to hit on me.

I think I'd go for a more Pam Anderson/Carmen Electra type.

And I would just feel all weird if this girl did.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

I don't knooooow. Look, what would you do if this were a guy that you thought might be into you, and you weren't into him? Probably not agree to solo hot tub parties, first of all. But besides that. Reiterate that you're married if they tried anything. Don't flirt back. "Thanks but no thanks". I don't see why a girl should be treated any differently.

And the tickling thing sounds fucking annoying. I don't know how you're gonna politely get out of that one.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Well its a little different cuz if it were a guy I wouldn't be going cuz I'm married.

I don't think shes gonna really try anything...just make me feel weird.

UGH.

I HATE THE TICKELING!

DaniDaniBoBani said:

If it makes / made you feel weird and you HATE it ... you really should tell her and set some healthy boundries




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DaniDaniBoBani said:

Gender/sexuality incompatibility aside, I don't think there's much that's more uncomfortable than hanging out with somebody who has un-reciprocated feelings for you.

And yeah, I'd smack somebody who tried to tickle me.

Happy birthday (youngest orger or typo)

block the gap.