I have seen Meredith Vieira at my local mall wearing a humongous backpack

Heath Ledger. He was so shy, like unbearably shy.

My 'brushes with greatness' are pretty pathetic compared to all of yours...

At a small tavern show, Frank Black pushed between me & michelle to get to the stage.

At an in-store Elvis Costello appearance (which I got snuck into during sound check so I got to 'hang out' ten feet from the man while he was doing his warm up) I was uncomfortably pressed into the back of the 'Flagpole Sitta' guy during the main show. That is a tall man. Sean-something, I think.

At one last show I can't recall to well, Joel McHale (the guy from Talk Soup) was outside the Crocodile Cafe thinking about coming in, but he never did. We definitely made eye contact.

Oh, and I used a urinal next to Peter Buck's. This was a different occasion. But he owns the Crocodile, so that isn't such a big deal.

Shania Twain (twice - two different shows)
Ricky Henderson
Mark McGwire
Most of Prince's Musicology-Era band (with the exception of the ladies! )
Sean Hannity
Ron Jeremy
Tons of other filthy porn stars
Joe Sakic
Tommy Chong
Karl Malone
theAudience

SnakePeel said:

you!

JustErin said:

Ouch!

demore said:

abierman said:

When?

sextonseven said:

Hmm...let me think about that for a second.






You're so much cooler than Eddie though anyway.

I just remembered.

I shook Vincent Kane's hand at a school awards ceremony many, many years ago.






Yeah, don't ask, he's like sub-Z-list.

CHIC0 said:

She doesn't look that hot anymore, though.

Ptownhood said:

I hope you washed your hands after you touched all those porn stars.

minneapolisgenius said:

Okay, maybe he's a little funnier than me. I'll give him that.

Maybe back in the day, but now not so much.

Well, I DO like him as Donkey in the Shrek movies though.

the guy who played robin on "batman" - burt ward - flirted with my mom when we went to get autographed pictures at a hardware store this one time. i only remember him touching her bracelet, though.

and yes, he was in costume.

SnakePeel said:

you stuck your finger up her asshole?! Did she notice?

LittleSmedley said:

I actually met a guy who also did this to her. Or at least bragged that he did anyway.

MartyMcFly said:

Las Vegas, New Years Weekend @ 3121.....

MartyMcFly said:

Is this a REAL ORG CAT FIGHT ?

RipHer2Shreds said:

Am I the only person that liked 'Saddest Music In The World'? It was the most bizarre film I had ever seen until the latest Matthew Barney thing last year.

CHIC0 said:

you havent met kylie yet????


---> stamped on Kylies foot and pushed her

I snogged Charlotte Hatherley from Ash and got pissed with Finaley Quaye. All very minor I guess.

sextonseven said:

i didn't like it. i thought it looked awkward and amateurish. the weirdness aspect was just fine, it was what it was. but it looked like a student film to me, and i know he's far from a student filmmaker. i kinda liked brand upon the brain better, but it still came off as kinda awkward and a bit self-conscious to me. but i got to look at crispin glover for two hours, so whatever.

live4lust said:

yeah...so i've seen. but i'd still like to meet them.


zig-a-zig-ahhhhh

REDFEATHERS said:

no i've not thanks for rubbing it in.


YOU PUSHED KYLIE?!?! AS IN MINOGUE?!?!? how dare you touch her like that!!

Anxiety said:

I'm gonna watch it again to make sure I wasn't high or something when I first saw it. I own the DVD.

Although I never considered him a celebrity (kind of an insult)...





...I shook hands with a visionary musician.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

Smokey Robinson and the Miracles (shook hands and got a kiss on the cheek)
James Brown (shook hands)
Patti Labelle ( Rode in limo with her and the Bells)

sextonseven said:

It had some great stuff in it, but dragged in parts...or got kind of tedious, imo. His short films are great though, very magical. He's also a very strange and interesting speaker, doing kind of long elaborate literary monologues with odd sexual references dropped in everywhere.

Tori Amos kissed me. She tasted like buttered popcorn.