I got booted from the chatroom because I wrote in caps

JustErin said:

Bomchickabombom.....

Fauxie said:

Oh my God
I've lost my powers

I choked on a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want...

pardonme4livin said:

Wait! I see something

You were born on May 29th, are wearing a blue shirt and recently you burnt your butt cheeks

I smoked a fork because I hate myself?

SaraWright10 said:

You should do something with that low self-esteem

Oh, and give up smoking forks too

I sang to a birdbath because I hate myself

PANDURITO said:

You are the wind beneath my wings.....

I murdered a pickle because thats how I roll.

I love myself coz im cool like that

I murdered a spoon because that's how I roll.

I did the macarena with a football player because I can't control myself.

I murdered a fork because I was drunk

I choked on a ninja, cause I'm sexy and I do what I want?..

Well today, I smoked a football player because i was drunk

I choked on an iPod because I'm cool like that.

I had lunch with a gangster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

But I didn't get the money

i dry humped a birdbath because i'm cool like that?

I ran over your mom because that is how i roll!

REDFEATHERS said:

You chose pink? Traitor to your own self

Fauxie said:

seriously ?

is that a chat rule - No Caps ?

I murdered your mom because the voices told me to.

retina said:

That sounds about right.

Mach said:

are you serious? don't do it--it makes you look stupid.

I sang to my cell phone because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I murdered my best friend's boyfriend because I'm cool like that.

JustErin said:

Whose mom though?