Pick the month you were born in:
January---I kicked
February---I loved
March---I smoked
April---I dry humped
May---I choked on
June---I murdered
July---I did the macarena with
August---I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October---I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-----a birdbath
2-----a monster
3-----a phone
4-----a fork
5-----a mexican
6-----a gangter
7-----my cell phone
8-----my dog
9-----my best friends boyfriend
10-----my neighbor
11-----my science teacher
12-----a banana
13-----a fireman
14-----a stuffed animal
15-----a goat
16-----a pickle
17-----your mom
18-----a spoon
19-----myself
20-----a baseball bat
21-----a ninja
22-----chuck norris
23-----a noodle
24-----a squirrel
25-----a football player
26-----my sister
27-----my brother
28-----an ipod
29-----a permanent marker
30-----a llama
31-----A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-----because im cool like that.
Black----- because thats how i roll.
Pink-----because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----Because the voices told me to.
Blue-----Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green-----Because I hate myself.
Purple-----Because Im cool.
Gray-----Because i was drunk.
Yellow-----Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was high.
Other-----Because i'm a ninja.
None-----Because i cant control myself.

NURSE!!!!

I loved a pickle because i cant control myself.

I murdered a baseball bat because I'm NOT a homosexual.

I dry humped your mom because I was high.

JustErin said:

THAT WAS YOU?????!!!!!

ascenderx said:

The weirdest thing about getting that is earlier today a thread was made accusing me of dry humping the author.

I had lunch with a noodle because I hate myself.

I murdered a pickle because that's how I roll. I do love me some pickles.

This is pretty funny

REDFEATHERS said:

We're murderers

I did the macarena with a banana because im sexy and i do what i want

ThreadCula said:

what do u have against bananas?

live4lust said:

U dont know? oh yes,u weren't around when it happened

I'd rather not get into it,but it involves Banana Nut Bread

ThreadCula said:

It's the most famous story on the org. ever.

ThreadCula said:

I remember the macarena!

i smoked myself because im cool like that.

i smoked myself because i was drunk.



i have 2 shirts on

I did the macarena with a mexican because i was drunk

PANDURITO said:

The same here!

Cheek said:

The same mexican?
What a bitch!

PANDURITO said:

Don't start it again!

Not you! theodore the mexican!

I sang to a phone because I was drunk

I had lunch with a mexican because thats how i roll.

IstenSzek said:

You're wearing a black shirt and your birthday is August 5th



[Edited 6/6/07 3:08am]

I did the macarena with a phone because that's how I roll.

I choked on my brother because I'm NOT a homosexual..wtf!

PANDURITO said:

omg, you can see all that and yet you couldn't see you'd need to edit?

IstenSzek said:

The pic wouldn't show
Had to upload it in mt account. Now I'll have to use it more times

IstenSzek said: