NDRU said:

I never tried that either....I have a friend who does it like a couple times a day.

I just really don't wanna shove something up MY OWN ass....I'd rather someone else do it.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Aloe is a natural laxative.

I took a pill once (I think it was aloe. They also make an aloe drink, so I can't remember for sure). It was supposed to be a mild natural laxative but it's just like you say it gave me cramps & I felt like I would explode.

DaniDaniBoBani said:

yeah I guess that's the bonus

Damn my ass is working over time tonight.. feels like I have taken laxatives..



[Edited 6/5/07 17:40pm]

pretty

Anxiety said:

Oh, and I know someone who had this done and she said she felt AMAZING afterwards.

I didn't want to know the specifics - how long it took, where they shoved it or what length it was - but it sounded interesting.

onenitealone said:

I am sure that would be pretty obvious

REDFEATHERS said:

onenitealone said:

mind you, Alun, some Orgers prolly NEED it from the other end..


[Edited 6/5/07 18:32pm]

DaniDaniBoBani said:

leperchaun !

Anxiety said:

ahahahahahaha that's funny! It's late and that was a good one! hahahaha

I drink enough wine, the whole situation takes care of it's self.....

NDRU said:

maybe better to seek out a health professional for this sort of thing. so they can monitor how your body expells the waste, and it also transpires in a shorter and less uncomfortable amount of time. and yes, there are years of gum stuck up in there that you swallowed as a bad ass kid

i've done it before as part of an overall new aproach to health regimen: when i finally made the decision to kick unrefined and processed foods out of my diet, drink more water, and get my body stretched and moving on a regulr basis.

i've also done those hot body wraps (i think at home they are called shrinking wraps?), in order to pull toxins out of my skin. of course one superficial advantage is that you lose water weight for a short period of time, but actually you do it to pull the vestiges of yuchy stuff out of your skin layers. i remember when i changed the way i was eating it simply wreaked HAVOC on my skin, like the last of the 'stuff' just had no way out or no where to go. i went to to a place that specialized in eastern euro spa techniques, and the owner was this big tall russian mama, that i call 'miss ella'. she is the BOMB. she wraps you in a cinnamon cream that draws out all kinds of ugliness while you sweat, then a hot water FULL body towel, over that then something which looks like an aluminum version of the the MTV music awrd moon man suit.it puts you instantly into sleep and when she comes back to unwrap you from the cocoon, you feel INCREDIBLE, your skin is like a baby's butt, but the most interesting (and alarming) thing is THE SMELL . you can smell all that nastiness that was stuck under your skin! even if you'd switched to a high veggie high fiber diet without alcohol & sugar, there's leftover stuff from years that just comes seeping through your skin . my miss ella is so cool tho, the ultimate artist and technichian. she's concentrated the entire time like picasso to a canvass, i know when she's done with me, she's always most concerned about how stinky i am she'll be like-

'aaaah, you zeee? there are zee TOX-EENS! we have expelled deem! dees is BEUATIFUL VORK. aHA! and zo it only keeeps forrr few days, but look,now also Tummy is tiny tiny tiny like butuurrrfly, now you cun wear the sexy jeans! BUT don't think this is to geet skeeny! thees for lifelong beauty and health, okay Buturrrfly!? yuuur bodty fine as iz, okay! aaah, i have done BEUTIFUL vork today, no?!HAHHAA'

its hilarious, but i like it. it always makes you feel renewed after. and i love my miss ella! she's like a movie character and makes even the strangest health/beauty scenarios feel run of the mill

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Oh my God The thing they insert is small & doesn't hurt at all child You don't have to have had anal to get a colonic!

I've had it done twice - NO, you will not drop a bunch of weight unless (as someone already stated) you have a bunch of shit lodged in your ass

The first time was odd - you feel like your guts are gonna explode from all the water they put in you... & you have to sit on the toilet for a few minutes after it's done to make sure everything is out. I thought I was gonna DIE right there in that bitches bathroom Maybe it's from losing so much fluid at once or something but I felt lightheaded & sweaty, just a damn mess for a good 10 minutes - awful!! The next time wasn't bad at all, but I didn't feel particularly different or better so I stopped doing it.

I like the idea of having it done once a year but honestly I could probably achieve near the same result from an at home enema & keep movin'

DaniDaniBoBani said:

Just say the word, and I'll try and "loosen" you up...