CURSE YOU LITTLE* DEBBIE! YOU CRUEL, WANTON TEMPTRESS! WHORE!!!

Man, seriously. You can't trust me alone with a box of Nutty Bars. Or Swiss Roll Cakes. Or Banana Twins. Or the soft oatmeal cookies. It's not healthy, this thing I have for LD.

I love how cheap and horrid and packed with sugar and DELICIOUSLY WRONG the entire Little Debbies line of crap is, and how it's all tasted EXACTLY THE SAME the entire long-ass time I've been alive. WORK IT, DEBBIE!

Who among us has been tainted by The Deb? Testify!








* "Little" Debbie my widening behind, by the way. With all those swiss rolls and star crunches around her all the time, she's gotta be about as "little" as a damn U-Haul. You notice she won't show any other pictures except for when she was a girl...MMMM-HMMM.

These are some cheap ass ghetto cakes but I love them so much better than the premium Twinkie brand

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And that statement below that sweet little angel is so WRONG!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

classy edit

i never got into the hostess stuff either. i mean, you know, what kid hasn't had a twinkie or a ding-dong or a suzy-q? but little debbies were cheaper and i think LDs use 75% more sugar per cake, which is the important thing.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

PFFFT, angel of DEATH BY CHOLESTEROL POISONING is what she is!!!

I'm not one to eat crap like this, but when I'm away at school and living in the dorms, I eat these treats. They are cheap and that is good for my broke ass.

she ain't got shit on tastykake.

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(sorry i couldn't find a decent picture of a speed freak)

jerseykrs said:

i don't even know what tastykake is. is she cookiepuss's girlfriend?

So delicious

lazycrockett said:

if i don't get a zebracake NOW things are going to be BAD

I always pick her up at Aldi's.

So's I always end up having to bag her myself.

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jess555ja said:

the "fudge" inside those things taste like something you should use on your car or maybe as a kind of shoe polish, but do i care? HELL NO.

Anxiety said:

I think these taste so good!
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jess555ja said:

i love them too! sometimes when i eat them i think "what actually IS this inside my mouth?!?" but ultimately i just don't care.

Anxiety said:

Oh, I care. I don't buy them anymore. They were making my big booty even bigger. No thank you Little Debbie!

jess555ja said:

i try OH SO HARD to keep them out of my house, but i was raised on those little satan cakes!

I don't remember the last time I actually ate a little debbie but now you have me dying for a swiss roll!

Anxiety said:

Swiss Rolls are just cheap Ho-Ho's.

Illustrator said:

preach!

Anything by Little Debbie beats everything by Hostess except...



I'd sell my mama on the black market if it were my only way to get some of them Whore-stess Suzy Q's

RipHer2Shreds said:

we used to have these in the dining halls when i was in college, and one of my friends had a habit of taking off one of the chocolate cakes and throwing it upwards so the creamy filling would stick to the ceiling. good times!

Anxiety said:

They used to sell these in the school a friend of mine attended and he turned them up lengthwise and licked out the creamy filling with his tongue as a demonstration of how he'd orally please a women to prove his heterosexuality. Then again, he also told me he licked a pickle at school to prove the same point, so I don't think anyone believed him. Whatever the case may be, I was off the Suzy Q's for a while after he divulged that to me.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I love Twinkies a hell of a lot more than Little Debbie. Little Debbie is a last resort for me. I like those little Hostess muffins too.....the banana nut ones.

Classic:


Add those Dolly Madison Raspberry Zingers too:

if you freeze the nutty bars it's like crunching ICE

AnckSuNamun said:

OMG those are all so good, now I want some

Ill!