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Masturbation : How much is too much? How many times do you do it? Do you feel it's excessive. do men and women differ in their Masturbation needs? | |
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"too much passion is not enough" | |
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already a thread like this..... [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:30:16 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes] | |
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Nep2nes said: already a thread like this...
[This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:30:16 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes] i agree. we need to save room for more threads about your pretend wedding to your pretend boyfriend. for once we agree, Nep2nes | |
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There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Natasha said: How many times do you do it? Do you feel it's excessive. do men and women differ in their Masturbation needs?
I'm having deja vu all over again. . [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:41:59 PDT 2002 by bkw] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. | |
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AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. I don't have a dick. How am I to measure how much is too much? -------
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AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. This reminds me of a masturbation story I heard. A friend of a friend was driving to football practice in his car and felt the sudden urge to masturbate. Anyway, he got into it and the final messy moment was about to hit (known widely in Australia as the "vinegar stroke"). The only thing he had handy on the passenger seat was his bag full of his footy gear. He then took out a long football sock and placed over his woo like a giant woolly condom. Dont ask me whether he later wore that sock during training. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. This reminds me of a masturbation story I heard. A friend of a friend was driving to football practice in his car and felt the sudden urge to masturbate. Anyway, he got into it and the final messy moment was about to hit (known widely in Australia as the "vinegar stroke"). The only thing he had handy on the passenger seat was his bag full of his footy gear. He then took out a long football sock and placed over his woo like a giant woolly condom. Dont ask me whether he later wore that sock during training. a "friend" eh? sure and what wrong with wearing the sock afterward? as long as you give it time to dry and crust up... | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. I don't have a dick. How am I to measure how much is too much? okay, well when your vagina gets all sandpapery, stop | |
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Natasha said: How many times do you do it? Do you feel it's excessive. do men and women differ in their Masturbation needs?
you know it's TOO MUCH; when you have skin missing off your dick. (and you were being so gentle with it) when you finaly do come, it spurts blood. (and you were being so gentle with it) when you discover you have no lotion, baby oil, cooking oil, butter, hair greese, WD40, motor oil, any lubricant, or even graphite round the house. when your girl wonders if you'll ever have sex with her again. when you actually know the names of the pornstars in the movies and books. when you've finaly got CARPLE(sp) TUNEL(sp?) SYNDROM and have to ware brace. "jackin off is just another example of mans inhumanity to man. as is the canibalistic practice of women who swallow." you gotta love 'em [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 19:12:52 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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AaronForever said: "too much passion is not enough"
Former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders agrees with you honey! This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Mutual Masterbation is the way to go! ~~~~~~~~~~~
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AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. I don't have a dick. How am I to measure how much is too much? okay, well when your vagina gets all sandpapery, stop Oh, Jeezz, well former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders does not agree with you, honey! This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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dang well,
i guess when your bleeding from your solider its too much | |
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Natasha said: How many times do you do it? Do you feel it's excessive. do men and women differ in their Masturbation needs?
I guess when you have to ask how much is too much, is when you know you have to hold back. | |
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bkw said: This reminds me of a masturbation story I heard.
A friend of a friend was driving to football practice in his car and felt the sudden urge to masturbate. Anyway, he got into it and the final messy moment was about to hit (known widely in Australia as the "vinegar stroke"). The only thing he had handy on the passenger seat was his bag full of his footy gear. He then took out a long football sock and placed over his woo like a giant woolly condom. Dont ask me whether he later wore that sock during training. This wouldn't be a Collingwood player, would it? | |
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I know somebody a male who did it so much his penis peeled and I know a girl who rubbed herself Lobster Red it hurt and she needed to use some Ice to releive herself. You know one time there was a guy said he Masturbated so much a day he just couldn't work. He would lock himself in his room just playing with himself . Kinda Obsessive isn't it? | |
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Natasha said: I know somebody a male who did it so much his penis peeled and I know a girl who rubbed herself Lobster Red it hurt and she needed to use some Ice to releive herself. You know one time there was a guy said he Masturbated so much a day he just couldn't work. He would lock himself in his room just playing with himself . Kinda Obsessive isn't it?
So Natasha, did you rub some vitamin E cream on that lobster red muff of yours or did you have to bite your own hands off? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Natasha said: Kinda Obsessive isn't it?
gosh, when YOU find something obsessive, it truly gotta be obsessive... "Peace and Benz -- The future, made in Germany" | |
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"..been playin' with my toy so much..I'm gonna go blind " | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronForever said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: There is no such thing as too much masturbation.
Actually, I take that back. There is a such thing. It only becomes too much when you begin putting things off, or ignoring people, and not going out because you feel the need to masturbate. As long as it's not interfering in daily routines, and responsibilities, masturbate your socks off! [This message was edited Sun Sep 22 18:35:33 PDT 2002 by BattierBeMyDaddy] socks, eh? anyway, i disagree. the only time it's too much is when your dick is sandpapery and raw. I don't have a dick. How am I to measure how much is too much? I used to have a dick but I worn it away with too much!!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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I answered this a few weeks back when posted by another orger... | |
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Natasha said: Kinda Obsessive isn't it?
Now aint that the pot callin the tea kettle black? I'm sure you know nothin about obsession ,right groupie? | |
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