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Corniest thing someone said to you? What is the corniest thing someone said to you? Was it meant to be romantic?
What did you reply and think? I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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Let me prove that I can make U happy  | |
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Something about me being sweet and innocent and angelic like. 
They obviously knew NOTHING about me. | |
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JustErin said: Something about me being sweet and innocent and angelic like.
They obviously knew NOTHING about me. | |
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"You're a nice guy, but..."
I've heard it in so many accents and languages so far, that it's the first sentence I ask people to teach me in new languages, so I'd know exactly when it's said to me. | |
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ArielB said: "You're a nice guy, but..."
I've heard it in so many accents and languages so far, that it's the first sentence I ask people to teach me in new languages, so I'd know exactly when it's said to me.  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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ArielB said: "You're a nice guy, but..."
I've heard it in so many accents and languages so far, that it's the first sentence I ask people to teach me in new languages, so I'd know exactly when it's said to me.  | |
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one time in college i was finally having a total smoochdown with a hottie i'd been crushing on for a long time, and we were in my apartment and my cat was staring at us so i threw a sock at her and the guy said "i've been a naughty little kitty too", and i thought that was such a stupid thing to say that i started laughing and he got mad and left and that was the end of that.    | |
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Anxiety said: one time in college i was finally having a total smoochdown with a hottie i'd been crushing on for a long time, and we were in my apartment and my cat was staring at us so i threw a sock at her and the guy said "i've been a naughty little kitty too", and i thought that was such a stupid thing to say that i started laughing and he got mad and left and that was the end of that.
You should of thrown a sock at him too! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: Anxiety said: one time in college i was finally having a total smoochdown with a hottie i'd been crushing on for a long time, and we were in my apartment and my cat was staring at us so i threw a sock at her and the guy said "i've been a naughty little kitty too", and i thought that was such a stupid thing to say that i started laughing and he got mad and left and that was the end of that.
You should of thrown a sock at him too! ha! | |
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When I was at my heaviest some guy who had been flirting with me and trying to get me to go out with him grabbed my ass and made some comment about how I must work out and such.
ASS!
Yeah, I walked away and never talked to him again. |
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Anxiety said: one time in college i was finally having a total smoochdown with a hottie i'd been crushing on for a long time, and we were in my apartment and my cat was staring at us so i threw a sock at her and the guy said "i've been a naughty little kitty too", and i thought that was such a stupid thing to say that i started laughing and he got mad and left and that was the end of that.
now THAT'S corny | |
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When I was doing the nasty once in the throws of passion the woman I was with said "OMG you feel so good like corn in my stomach!" I bit my cheeks and tried so hard not too laugh! I couldn't look at her face I had to have her turn around! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: When I was doing the nasty once in the throws of passion the woman I was with said "OMG you feel so good like corn in my stomach!" I bit my cheeks and tried so hard not too laugh! I couldn't look at her face I had to have her turn around!
What the hell type of women do u date | |
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karmatornado said: When I was doing the nasty once in the throws of passion the woman I was with said "OMG you feel so good like corn in my stomach!" I bit my cheeks and tried so hard not too laugh! I couldn't look at her face I had to have her turn around!
That is so weird! | |
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Ocean said: karmatornado said: When I was doing the nasty once in the throws of passion the woman I was with said "OMG you feel so good like corn in my stomach!" I bit my cheeks and tried so hard not too laugh! I couldn't look at her face I had to have her turn around!
What the hell type of women do u date The wrong ones!  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Ocean said: karmatornado said: When I was doing the nasty once in the throws of passion the woman I was with said "OMG you feel so good like corn in my stomach!" I bit my cheeks and tried so hard not too laugh! I couldn't look at her face I had to have her turn around!
What the hell type of women do u date Seriously lol! | |
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do you have a bf? .....yea(me)....cause we should have sex..... | |
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that i 'completed' him. i rolled my eyes & laughed a little. he was soooo mad. | |
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the dixie chicks are a talented band
"when this homeless person thought i was a girl,i had long hair) hey sweet pea! lemme be your shovel.(i didnt understand that) | |
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weepingwall said: the dixie chicks are a talented band
"when this homeless person thought i was a girl,i had long hair) hey sweet pea! lemme be your shovel.(i didnt understand that)     | |
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theodore said: weepingwall said: the dixie chicks are a talented band
"when this homeless person thought i was a girl,i had long hair) hey sweet pea! lemme be your shovel.(i didnt understand that) right.. | |
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I remember getting into it with a girl, we were in a small german town. In the heat of the moment she said (in german) "hold me tight, you english man, you!"
I though it so damn impersonal. I've known so many English men. | |
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Diamons or pearls darlin?
cause I dont think your smile could get any brighter.  it did work for the moment, untill I realised what he had said then all of a sudden Wham  Poppys, daisys life is crazy | |
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Ur so cute!Even when u run ur so cute.U remind me a deer when u run....
I was like     | |
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If a woman would use a corny pick-up line on me I'd most likely think it was cute, since she was at least trying. Most women never do. | |
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Anxiety said: one time in college i was finally having a total smoochdown with a hottie i'd been crushing on for a long time, and we were in my apartment and my cat was staring at us so i threw a sock at her and the guy said "i've been a naughty little kitty too", and i thought that was such a stupid thing to say that i started laughing and he got mad and left and that was the end of that.
OMG, that's so awful  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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karmatornado said: When I was doing the nasty once in the throws of passion the woman I was with said "OMG you feel so good like corn in my stomach!" I bit my cheeks and tried so hard not too laugh! I couldn't look at her face I had to have her turn around!
WTF does that even mean??? I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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"You deserve better than her"
Yeah... like YOU huh? | |
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retina said: If a woman would use a corny pick-up line on me I'd most likely think it was cute, since she was at least trying. Most women never do.
Sooooo... come here often?  |
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