if you had any

I don't think I'm allowed on either one of these threads.

I touched Hermans hand once....does that count?

FunkMistress said:

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

mdiver said:

If it felt like a go in the orgasmatron, yes!

So this is the best I can come up with... aged 15 or 16, went to a sleepover at a friend's house... excellent, already sounds very gay... so anyway, there were about 5 or 6 of us there. As on previous occasions we brought whatever alcohol we could find, chatted, drank, watched movies, and sometimes watched porn. It was straight porn, but we did all openly jack off in the same room this one time as we watched. Thing is, it was my friend Neil's parents' house and his older sister Claira actually came in and watched with us this time (the start of the movie, before the wanking commenced) - which I found a little weird (watching porn with her brother?)- but anyway, after she left and we were all merrily masturbating, in truth I was just so horny thinking about Neil's sister (ignoring the movie - hey, she was fiiiiine!) that it didn't even occur to me that what we were doing might be considered homo-erotic or something. I'm not even sure it was, but it's the only thing I could think of that might even qualify, besides Imago related stuff.

Fauxie said:

And a bunch of straight boys jerking off to straight porn together is not gay.

WEIRD, but not the slightest whiff of ghey.

PANDURITO said:

Touching that boy ANYWHERE is like a go on the orgasmatron

Fauxie said:

god, boys are strange.

Imago gave me a t-shirt and I told him it was my favourite, knowing how this would make him feel.

I have just had straight homo experiences

evenstar3 said:

Where's spookybaggins?

evenstar3 said:

Did that get you hot?

Fauxie said:

he's busy with exams.

evenstar3 said:

Male anatomy.

evenstar3 said:

aww I hope he does well..

Fauxie said:

you and imago can't have him on your side!

evenstar3 said:

Well you and your special friend at the graveyard can't either!

Fauxie said:

evenstar3 said:

BUSTED!

FunkMistress said:

awwwww FM

FunkMistress said:

i agree it's not gay, but it's not all that weird. pretty common adolescent boy with raging hormones activity.

Some friends & I went to a tranny & gay bar in SF called the Motherload. We're all straight (far as I know) but these guys love to get into odd situations. This place features live shows w/ celebrity impersonations.

From the moment we walked in we were the center of attention. At first it was apprehension, as we didn't look comfortable, and could have easily been there to cause trouble.

Once we made it clear we were friendly, one couple adopted us as their own. We all had a great time, and one of these "girls" was actually really cute, and flirting with us very aggresively.

At the end of the night, we all shook hands, and this "girl" went in to kiss me. I gave a sweet short kiss and said good night. It's all in good fun, right?

So we went outside and waited for the rest of our friends. Meanwhile this guy I kissed started making blow job gestures to me, as if I was coming all over his face, and mouthing filthy suggestions through the window.

That's how you tell a real woman from a transvestite.

Anyway, 2 of my friends ended up partying more with them at some afterhours club, and I don't know exactly what happened!

NDRU said:

right on.

cborgman said:

so is it a homosexual experience to be attracted to a man who appears to be a beautiful woman, but knowing he's a man?

NDRU said:

Does it make me straight that I got a total boner over a hot ass man who was approaching me on the street only to discover he was really a hardcore bulldyke?

NDRU said:

hard to say.

i can say though, there there have been MANY times that i have seen some really butch lesbians (the short-haired polo shirt types) that have turned me on looking so young 20s frat guy as they do...

cborgman said:

OMG~!!! look at my last reply!

cborgman said:

C...your gay, right?