editing today...
[Edited 6/6/07 6:35am]

offensive christmas show.

brilliant.

dawntreader said:

thankya.

it's also going to have anne frank (doing a tap number amongst other things), adolph hitler (who to trick them into letting him spend christmas with them is going to try and sneak on dressed as santa, jesus, and santa-jesus), a drunken liberal mother for chris (played by a drag queen who does WASPy REALLY well), and two puppets jojo the dodo and sammy the safety donut.

my favorite jokes so far are anne frank shoving the chicken in the vegetarian hitler's mouth forcibly and screeching at him during the christmas dinner scene, anne stopping in the middle of her tap number while shushing the audience and listening to the floorboards, and anne coming in at the end rambo-style, with the arms of her dress ripped off and tied around her head and gunning hitler down.

come to think of it, all my favorite jokes are anne and adolph.
[Edited 6/5/07 14:21pm]

ooh! fun stuff!

CarrieMpls said:

hopefully.



thankya.

cborgman said:

that sounds very festive

will there be a matinee showing for the little ones?

That's all in very terrible taste!

why not crank it up a notch, "Aristocrats"-style, and have Anne Frank pissing on jojo the dodo, while the liberal mother pulls xmas gifts out of her asshole and Hitler flings his shit into the audience?